CH 0: UN-named

  It's a goblin...

  definitely a goblin...

  He approaches Him...

  He definitely approaches Him...

  He is scared...

  He is definitely scared!

  He close his eyes and prays to the holy flex tape...

  in that moment, the boy hear a noise like a shoot of an anti-materiel rifle followed by the sound of the blood splashing the ground. When He open his eyes theres is a woman whith a bloody sword front of him.

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  "are you OK, newbie?"

  "..."

  "newbie?"

  "..."

  He is not looking at her chest...

  He definitely is not looking at her chest...

  maybe a little...

  "are you alive?"

  "Eh...oh, sorry"

  "sorry for what? for being inert or looking at my chest, by the way, you're still doing it"

  at last, something in his brain realized that the women front of him had a face.

  "S-sorry abaout T-that!"

  the woman put her arms in jugs, looked at the infinite with pride and said...

  "Dont worry, newbie, i am a guy in real life!"

  "eh...EEEEEEEEEEH!"

  in case you have not understood the reference of the anti-material rifle here I explain it to you, in dark souls when you parry some enemy correctly that sound sounds