Chapter 1: Are you sick?

  University life is very colorful. There are military training, welcome parties, dance parties every Friday, English corners, basketball teams, football teams, literary societies, cinemas -----

  University life is also very boring. Because compared to high school, they suddenly have too much free time. They don't know what to do with this time, sleep, daydream, watch, fall in love, play poker, play games...

  Hua Ming is in the next dorm room playing a game of "fighting for the master" with someone, and the loser has to have paper strips stuck on their face. The other two people's faces are already covered with paper strips, but Hua Ming's larger face has an advantage, his face has the most paper strips stuck on it, yet one eye is still visible.

  "Come on, come on!" Hua Ming exclaimed excitedly. "Hurry up and deal the cards. I've got to go home and accompany my little darling soon. My little darling hasn't seen me for several hours, she must be angry..."

  "Hua Ming. Let's discuss something with you." said Li Shanggang from Class 2. "We have a pot, can we borrow your rabbit to use for a bit?"

  "Get out, you cruel beasts!" Hua Ming cursed. "Xiao Qi is my lover, my spring, my second life. I'd rather let you cut a piece of flesh from my buttocks than let you touch her with one finger..."

  "Does the rabbit have hands?" Zhang Tao asked with a smile.

  "It's no use even if you kowtow with your feet." Hua Ming said firmly.

  The bedroom door was pushed open with great force, and Liang Tao's head stretched in, shouting: "Boss, hurry up. The second child is being blocked at the school gate."

  If it were someone else, they would definitely not understand what these words mean.

  However, titles like "Lao Da" and "Lao Er" are really too common in college.

  Hua Ming was shocked and threw the poker cards on the table, shouting: "Old Three, you'd better not tell lies. Otherwise, I'll whip your skin off."

  "What's going on here? I would use this matter to deceive you?" Liang Tao said angrily. "Believe it or not, if you don't go, I will."

  After finishing speaking, Liang Tao ran downstairs by himself.

  Li Yu's short figure also followed behind, they didn't even have time to close the dormitory door.

  "Damn it. Who dares to bully my second brother." Hua Ming finally believed it. He swept a circle in the dormitory, rushed into the bathroom and pulled out a mop. With one kick, the mop head was kicked off by him. Then he carried that wooden stick and ran outside.

  "Who is their second child?" Zhang Tao asked.

  "It's really heavy." Li Shang said.

  "My god, isn't that our class monitor? - Brothers, quickly go out and take a look."

  Hua Ming ran while shouting: "Old Three, how did you know?"

  "Li Deyen called me. He said he saw Lao Er being surrounded by people while eating wontons." Liang Tao explained, "Older brother, there's a piece of paper on your face."

  Hua Ming casually pulled out a handful and said, "Nothing. This way looks more murderous."

  When they ran out of school, they saw many people rushing towards the snack street.

  They knew then that something had happened to Tang Chong.

  So they charged forward even more desperately.

  Their running speed was not slow, but when they broke through the crowd and rushed to the scene, the war had already ended.

  It's strange that Táng Zhòng came out of the public toilet. A group of people surrounded the outside of the toilet, as if they wanted to peek at him urinating.

  "Second brother, are you alright?" Hua Ming asked with concern as he ran over carrying a wooden stick.

  "I'm fine." Tang Chong said with a smile. Seeing Hua Ming's sweaty face, with paper scraps and sweat-stained paper bits on his face, he felt deeply moved in his heart.

  Liang Tao also ran over, panting, and asked what had happened. Li Yu was even more pitiful, having finally run to the spot but was so exhausted that he couldn't straighten his waist, and didn't even have the energy to speak. These people were all his brothers.

  Nan Da is too awesome, running from the third floor dormitory all the way to the school gate in one breath, it's really not something ordinary people can do.

  Hua Ming saw Li Dapeng and others, angrily saying: "Is that bastard Qiao Kun again?"

  "Yes." Tang nodded heavily.

  Hua Ming's face turned gloomy, and he cursed as he spoke: "Where is the person? Where is the person? Today I must break that cripple's three dog legs."

  "In there." Tang pointed to the men's restroom behind him.

  Hua Ming was taken aback and said, "What is he doing in there?"

  "You must be thirsty," said Tang Chong.

  Hua Ming didn't understand the underlying meaning of Tang Chong's words, and upon hearing that Qiao Ke was still in the toilet, he grasped the wooden stick and rushed in.

  Liang Tao worried that Hua Ming alone was no match for Qiao Kun, so he followed in to help.

  Before long, the two of them backed out.

  The expressions of the two were exceptionally colorful, yet they tacitly maintained silence, neither speaking nor asking.

  Qiao Ke's friends did not hear Qiao Ke's voice and were worried that something had happened to him inside. Not fearing Tang Chong's revenge, they slipped past his side and rushed into the toilet.

  Then they were thoroughly shocked by what happened before their eyes.

  When that pungent smell of urine rushed towards them, they finally came to their senses.

  "Qiao Ge----" They rushed over and pulled out Qiao Ge, who had buried his head in the urinal.

  The public toilet is not very clean, and two urinals are clogged, the urine can't be drained out, and the urinal that was used to hold the urine is filled up.

  Tang Chong couldn't fit Qiao Ke's head into the toilet hole, so he could only dunk his face into the urinal.

  Qiao Ke's face, nose, eyebrows, and mouth were all stained with dark yellow urine, her hair was also soaked in urine and became wet and soggy.

  As his head was lifted up by someone, the urine on his face flowed down onto his clothes, pants and the floor. His entire body emitted a nauseating smell.

  His friends were also young people, just young students, how could they bear such a foul smell?

  One by one, they covered their noses and retreated a few steps, letting him kneel there and retch.

  Finally, someone slightly smarter ran out to buy a few bottles of mineral water and brought them in. He twisted off the cap and poured it over Qiao Ke's face and hair.

  One bottle, two bottles, three bottles-----

  Qiao Ke's head was a bit cleaner now, but the stench on his body had grown even more pungent.

  He snatched the last bottle of mineral water from the boy's hand and gulped it down with a series of loud gulps.

  He suddenly spat out all the water in his mouth.

  He spat out a few more mouthfuls, and the uric acid taste in his mouth was still very obvious.

  Refilled, found that the water in the bottle was empty.

  "Buy again!" Qiao Ke shouted.

  The boy nodded in agreement and ran out again.

  Qiao Ke looked around and suddenly felt a wave of sadness wash over her, then she burst out crying.

  His ideas were very immature, and Tang Zhong's means were too adult.

  "Let's go." Tang Zhong said.

  Hua Ming and Liang Tao remained still, their eyes fixed intently on the entrance of the men's restroom.

  "No need to look anymore. He won't come out for a while," Tang Zhong said.

  "Let's wait a bit longer," said Liang Tao. "Anyway, going back to the dormitory is not going to do anything. When he comes out, we still need to give him some applause. You have to know that among the hundreds of millions of people in China, not everyone has the courage to drink urine."

  "Why don't we go across the street to have some barbecue and beer?" Hua Ming didn't want to miss this good show either. Qiao Kun had repeatedly looked for trouble, and this time he actually took advantage of Tang Chong being alone, bringing a large group of people to surround him. Now that they saw him being dealt with by Tang Chong like this, their hearts were truly delighted. "Let's go, let's go. I'll treat you."

  "I've already eaten. I'm not hungry." Tang Chong refused. He didn't want to stay and be gawked at like a monkey in a zoo.

  "Then let's drink." Hua Ming pulled Tang Chong's arm and begged, "Good brother, my dear brother, just give in to us. If I don't see his face when he comes out, I'll definitely lose several pounds of weight."

  "You should really lose some weight too." Tang Zhong bluntly poked at his sore spot.

  Hua Ming was about to persuade again, but suddenly his eyes went straight and he stared at Tang Chong's back with a strange expression.

  Liang Tao also sensed that something was amiss and followed Hua Ming's gaze, his pupils dilating and his face flushing a deep red, as if he had drunk too much wine.

  Tang Chong turned around and saw Su Shan reappear in front of him with a ball bag on his back, who had been nowhere to be found just now.

  She held a cup of apple juice in her hand and took small sips, saying: "Is that it?"

  "It's all over," said Tang Chong.

  Then she handed over a cup of juice in her left hand and said: "You treat me to wontons, I'll treat you to juice."

  Tang Chong took over the juice and took a sip, with nothing but a bitter smile.

  Orange juice. The drink that Tang Xin likes best.

  "I'm going back," Su Shan said. He waved his hand and turned around very decisively.

  "I'll see you off," said Tang Chong.

  "I'll see you off too." Hua Ming wanted to rush out, but was caught by Liang Tao.

  "What are you pulling me for?" Huā Míng said angrily. "Don't you want to send it?"

  "I want to too." Liang Tao said gloomily. "But I don't want to be thrown into the toilet by Lao Er."

  Hua Ming couldn't help but shudder as he thought about what he had just seen in the toilet.

  "Is that Mount Su?" asked Hua Ming.

  "You don't even know who she is, and you're going to run over to send her off?" Liang Tao said with a bad tone. Seeing this scene made him feel more shocked and terrified than when Hua Ming plucked his rabbit's hair clean and cooked it in a hot pot - how could Su Shan be together with Tang Chong? And even take the initiative to buy fruit juice for him?

  "It can't be Su Shan, right?" Hua Ming said. "How could Su Shan possibly like Lao Er? Think about it, what's so great about Lao Er? In terms of looks, he's not as good-looking as you. In terms of temperament, he's not as charming as me. In terms of wealth, he's not as rich as you. In terms of humor and wit, he's not as funny as me. And in terms of chasing after girls - neither of you two can compare to me! Is Su Shan deliberately getting close to Lao Er just so she can get to know me? I have to say, this girl is really clever. My good impression of her has increased exponentially."

  "You're overthinking it." Liang Tao rolled his eyes and said irritably.