Volume 1: Whose Family Has a Newly Grown Son? Chapter 142: So You Like Watching Me Not Wear Clothes?

  Hua Ming became famous at Nan Da.

  Someone posted the banner "Men are all bastards, Nanjing University is the first to be cheap" that was hung on the 19th floor of the girls' dormitory on the Nanjing University campus forum. As soon as the post was published, it immediately caused widespread attention and discussion.

  On the campus network's most popular 'watering community', the number of clicks on posts quickly exceeded 3,000, and the number of replies even broke through 1,000. The click-to-reply ratio reached an astonishing three to one.

  And also, students of Nanjing University started a funny game of word chain under this post.

  "Although I'm a boy, I still want to shout: All men are bastards, Nan Da Hua Ming is the biggest trash. The people downstairs keep formation."

  "Although I'm a girl, so I'll shout out: all men are bastards, Nan Da Hua Ming is the biggest trash. The people downstairs keep formation."

  "Although I still don't know whether I'll be a boy or girl in the future, I still want to shout out: All men are bastards, Nan Da Hua Ming is the biggest trash. The people downstairs, maintain your formation."

  “”

  Flowers are bright.

  A man like the wind, his name spread through the entire campus at the speed of the wind, becoming the object of admiration for countless people.

  Tang Zhong also became famous.

  Because someone can't stand Huaming being bullied and Tang Chong hiding in the corner making out with a little girl, they also posted a thread on the forum: Huaming is not a bastard, he's just the most wronged person in history.

  Of course, Liang Tao suspected that Hua Ming had posted it himself due to his own inner frustration.

  The post detailed the story of Tang Chong replacing Hua Ming on stage to sing "I'm a Wolf from the North" and also attached a photo of Hua Ming's military training days with a big pancake face, letting everyone identify whether the one on stage was really Hua Ming.

  The number of clicks on this post also soared rapidly, becoming the second hottest post after the previous "Wang Ba Dan Tie".

  "Tang Zhong? I know that kid. He's really fierce in a fight."

  "Is the guy who threw our department's Qiao Ke into the ink washing tank the one that Qiuyi Han likes? Is there no justice in this world?"

  "A den of snakes and dogs. None of them are good things."

  "The ones upstairs, they should be called 'a nest of snakes and rats'."

  Some people believe that Tang Chong is a turtle egg, but more people still firmly believe that Hua Ming is a turtle egg. Because at the time, the host's name was clearly "Hua Ming". How could it be wrong?

  Where there is controversy, there is argument; where there is argument, there can be sensationalism.

  As a result, on campus forums, supporters of both sides are engaged in fierce battles back and forth.

  Tang Chong pushed open the bedroom door, and Hua Ming, who was sitting in front of the computer with gritted teeth, suddenly jumped up from his chair, ran over to grab Tang Chong's sleeve, and nagged like Shang Lin's wife: "Tang Chong, I'm finished. I'm completely finished this time. I shouldn't have gone to eat that seafood meal, and even if I had eaten seafood, I shouldn't have eaten those spoiled lobsters. If I hadn't eaten those lobsters, I wouldn't have gotten diarrhea and wouldn't have been unable to go on stage."

  "I'm done. I'm completely done. The people at school are all scolding me, the people online are also all scolding me, and just now a group of fools rushed in to find Hua Ming, saying that I was Liang Tao and only then did they leave. It's not that I'm afraid of them causing trouble, it's just that my reputation is ruined, and no girl will ever take the initiative to confess to me again."

  "Has it happened before?" Tang Zhong asked curiously.

  "There wasn't in the past, doesn't mean there won't be in the future." Hua Ming said angrily. "Besides, this rabbit is the most handsome one I've found, they will definitely take a liking to me because of the rabbit. They may not like me, how could they not like the rabbit?"

  “”

  "Second brother, you have to save me." Hua Ming pulled on Tang Chong's sleeve and wiped his nose on it, saying with infinite grievance.

  "Alright. How can I save you?" Tang Chong said with a smile. "I'll also hang up a banner in our dormitory building, saying 'Hua Ming is not a bastard, Tang Chong is the heartless one'?"

  "No way, no way." Hua Ming shook his head desperately. "This definitely won't work."

  "Why not?"

  Hua Ming looked at Tang Chong with embarrassment and said, "If you write it like this, everyone will know that the person who performed on stage at the welcoming party wasn't me, and the girl who took the initiative to confess and give flowers wasn't me either. I won't be able to be a popular figure in school anymore, and no one will envy or resent me. No one will talk about me, and everyone will forget about me."

  "I've waited for so long and finally got to today, how could I possibly let it end like this? From being extremely popular to being completely ignored, from such a high place falling down, I won't be able to survive."

  Huā Míng held her hands to her heart, closed her eyes with a look of intoxication on her face, and said: "You listen. The entire campus is filled with the sound of my name, Huā Míng, Huā Míng, Huā Míng. I'm like the only superstar on stage. Everyone is cheering for me, applauding for me. They're all captivated by my cowboy pants. This feeling, you'll never be able to experience."

  Tang Chong really wanted to put his size 42 shoe print on that big pie face of his.

  "You just said you're done for and no girl would confess to you, didn't you?" Tang Chong said.

  Hua Ming immediately went on a rampage, dragging Tang Chong to the computer and pointing at the post that said "Hua Ming is not a bastard" and scolding: "I don't know which idiot interfered with this matter, actually posting this and having a group of idiots believe him. Now there are still people attacking you, I'm currently arguing with them. They attack you, representing they don't believe me as the awesome one standing on stage singing songs making girls confess their love and give flowers. If it were you, I don't know, but I definitely can't tolerate this."

  “”

  Dean Jiao Yuheng invited him to dinner, and it was an invitation to his own home for dinner, which made Tang Chong feel quite strange.

  However, he got along extremely well with Dean Jiao Yuheng. He was indeed a renowned expert in the field of psychology, and I learned a lot from him and gained a wealth of knowledge.

  It makes sense both emotionally and logically for me to go visit him at his home.

  However, when visiting for the first time, it's customary to bring a suitable gift.

  Too expensive is obviously not suitable, President Jiao Yuheng will not accept it.

  It's also not good if it's too light, that way can't express one's gratitude.

  The matter of giving gifts has defeated many heroes and good men.

  From previous interactions, it is known that Dean Jiao does not smoke, but likes to drink a little wine.

  Tang Zhong thought for a moment and then went to buy two bottles of 'Qin Jin'.

  He came to the teacher's residential area of Nanjing University for the first time according to the address given by Jiao Nanheng, and finally found the No. 7 building where President Jiao Yuheng lived after asking along the way.

  No. 7 Xiaolou is not a standalone villa but a residential building. The five-story building has no elevator, and one must walk to go upstairs.

  Dean Jiao Yuheng lived in 302. Tang Chong stood at the door and rang the doorbell. The one who opened the door was a kind-looking old lady.

  She looked at Tang Zhong and said in a thick Suzhou accent, "Ah, is that Tang Zhong? I've often heard your teacher mention you. Please come in quickly."

  The old man spoke while sizing up Tang Chong.

  "Thank you, Master's wife." Tang Chong said with a smile. He put the wine box on the ground and then squatted down to change his shoes, saying to the old lady: "Master's wife, where is Teacher Jiao?"

  "Oh. He's playing chess with Nan Xin in the study room, you go in and keep them company for a bit. This old and young pair are both stubborn, if this game doesn't end with a winner or loser, they won't come out."

  The old lady led Tang Chong into the inner room, knocked on the door of the study and said: "Yu Heng, Nan Xin, Tang Chong has arrived."

  Jiao Yuheng looked up at Tang Zhong and beckoned to him, saying: "Come over and sit down. Nan Xin and I will finish this game of chess. Otherwise, this girl won't be able to eat her meal."

  "It's all right. Teacher, you can go down now. I'll keep watch from the side." Tang Zhong said with a smile.

  Jiao Nanxin concentrated on watching the chess game, without even giving Tang Chong a glance. She might still be angry with him.

  The old lady walked over and patted Jiao Nanxin's shoulder, knowing that her grandmother valued etiquette the most. If she didn't take the initiative to talk to him, this little old lady would nag her to death.

  "Here."

  "Here." T'ang Chieh said with a smile. "I hope I'm not disturbing you."

  Jiao Nan really wanted to say that you're disturbing me, since you came I don't even know how to make a move, but the old lady was standing behind her, so she could only let out a cold hum without speaking.

  "How could that be?" The old lady said with a smile. "You are Yu Heng's student, and you're classmates with Nan Xin, in the future you'll be family. Tang Yong often comes over, I'll cook for you to eat."

  "Yes, Mother." Tang replied respectfully.

  Jiao Nan's face suddenly turned red with anger and she said: "You are not allowed to call me Nainai Shifu."

  "Why?" Tang Zhongming asked knowingly.

  "She is my grandmother, you call her Shifu's wife, then I should call you father?" Jiao Nan said angrily.

  “”

  "Cough cough" Jiao Yuhegn used drinking tea to cover up the awkwardness, and said to Jiao Nanxin: "Each has their own. Non-interference. Mutual non-interference."

  "Yes, indeed. The principal is my teacher, and Teacher's wife is indeed my teacher's wife." Tang Chong said with an innocent face.

  "You" makes Jiao Nan want to hit someone. This guy is too annoying, can't be more annoying. Obviously a very powerful person, but in front of elders, he always pretends to be pitiful, as if others often bully him? Has he ever bullied himself?

  Ever since I met him, I've been constantly in touch with the god of misfortune. Where have I ever encountered good luck?

  "Don't be angry." Tang Zhong's body leaned back slightly, speaking carefully: "If I'm not allowed to call Shifu's wife 'Shifu', then I don't know what else to call her."

  Intentional.

  This guy must be doing it on purpose.

  Jiao Nanxin tapped Tang Chong's hand and asked, "Do you know how to play chess?"

  "A little bit."

  "Give me three sons," Jiao Nanxin said. "Accompany me for the next round."

  Since she couldn't take it out on him in real life, she decided to strike back at him through chess.

  "Alright, I'll let you through. Tang Zhong and Nan Xin will play the next round." Jiao Yuheng quickly vacated his seat. Playing chess is always better than fighting after all.

  Tang Zhong sat down, and Jiao Nanxin's body leaned forward, whispering in Tang Zhong's ear: "I will kill you without leaving a single piece of armor."

  "Leaving no trace?" Tang Zhong subconsciously covered his chest and said: "So you like to see me naked?"