Chapter 134: Listening to Hua Ming tell cold jokes!

  Overnight, Tang Chong became a sensation on campus ----- no, it was Hua Ming.

  Those students who recognized Tong Chong naturally knew that he was going to replace Hua Ming on stage. However, among the crowd of over 2,000 people who came to watch the show that night, only a little more than 200 were from the Psychology Department.

  That is to say, most students still regard Tang Zhong as 'Hua Ming'.

  The New Year's Eve party is the most popular large-scale activity in school, and the main leaders of the school as well as the deans and directors of various colleges appear on the front stage. The number of students who came to watch reached nearly 10,000 people.

  No one can forget those scenes. No, two scenes.

  There is a little girl named Qiuyi Han, she stands on the stage and cries to apologize, she sings "Crystal" for a boy, waiting for him to come up but not willing to go down.

  "He didn't come up."

  A sorrowful cry, how many on-site audience members were moved to tears?

  This is the first of the whole evening.

  Then, when a boy named 'Hua Ming' went on stage to sing "I'm a Wolf from the North", this little girl who refused to give up climbed onto the stage again. Because she ran too quickly, her high-heeled shoes flew off her feet-----

  This time, once again, the entire Mingli Hall was crazy about applauding for him.

  This is the second of tonight's **.

  The whole evening party had only these two people.

  It's not that other people's singing voices aren't pleasant enough, it's not that other people's crosstalk and sketch comedy aren't brilliant enough, nor is it that those girls wearing tank tops and shorts dancing in the street aren't sexy and explosive enough ----- but rather, everything else compared to ** and the two ** brought by autumn chill are just not **.

  The autumn sentiment brings to everyone a poignant and touching feeling that penetrates to the bone, while other programs can only be described as pleasant to the ear, eye, and heart, but not in the same league.

  After the New Year's Eve party, Tang Chong and Hua Ming's lives both underwent earth-shaking changes.

  Hua Ming was eating peanuts he didn't know who bought and drinking beer he didn't know who paid for, while boasting to them about the positive role and great contribution he played in this sensational campus event.

  "You all know, right? Originally, it was our class that recommended me to the department, and the department recommended me to the school because of my excellent singing skills. The school also selected me... but in the end, why did our second-in-command go on stage instead? If I didn't say anything, you wouldn't be able to figure it out no matter how hard you tried."

  Indeed, if Hua Ming didn't say it himself, no one would have thought that he was unable to go on stage because of diarrhea caused by eating spoiled seafood - would he spread such a scandal about himself?

  So, the gossip fire of the masses began to burn fiercely.

  "Right, right. I also find it strange. It was supposed to be your turn on stage, how did Tang Chong end up going on stage instead?"

  "Hua Ming, quickly tell us what's going on. What story happened inside? How did Tang Chong and Qiuyi Han start?"

  "How long have they known each other? How come I've never heard of it before. It's said that Qiuyi Han is the new freshman beauty of the International Trade Department - after tonight, her popularity should be on par with Su Shan's, right? They say Su Shan is beautiful, but we've never seen her. As for Qiuyi Han, I have seen her - although she was on stage and I was in the audience, it was too far away to see clearly. But based on a man's sixth sense, I know she must be a stunning beauty."

  Hua Ming stretched out to touch the hand of Hua Sheng Dou, but it was empty. He glanced at the empty bag and said: "Forget it. I won't say anything today. With nothing in my mouth to chew on, talking is tasteless too. Let's talk about it tomorrow. Everyone go back and sleep."

  Then, those birds and beasts who were charmed by him and were dying of desire all presented their treasures.

  "Hua Ming, I still have two packs of melon seeds in my dormitory. Wait a moment. I'll go get them for you."

  "There seems to be a pack of Happy Fruit in my dorm room. If you don't mind, just have a couple of bites first..."

  "Drinking beer with spicy chicken feet is the perfect match ---- wait for me. I'll go buy some now. Do you want two more braised eggs?"

  "Buy some more beer." Huaming shouted at their backs.

  When the table was piled with all sorts of snacks and Hua Ming's mouth always had something to chew on, he continued the story: "To talk about this matter, it has to start from our freshman year. On my first day at school, I met Qiu Yi Han - Tang Zhong Chang, a complete loser, you think he could get to know a beauty of that level?"

  "I remember, it was a sunny afternoon, I held Little Rabbit to go shopping at the supermarket ---- by the way, who helped me feed Little Rabbit some water, don't let it get thirsty. Where was I? Ah yes, I held Little Rabbit and went to the supermarket, along the way, countless little girls and women looked over at me. To be honest, in such situations, I've long been used to it."

  "May I touch your rabbit? Yeah, it was something like that. She wasn't anyone important to me, and I didn't pay much attention. This was the first thing Autumn Cold said to me. As soon as I turned around, I saw a beauty standing behind my butt. Beauty? Of all things, beauties are what I've never lacked in this life. I gave her a glance and said no way. My rabbit Xiao Qi is shy."

  "Wow-----"

  Everyone burst out laughing, some said that Hua Ming's calmness in the face of beauty was truly heroic, others said that Hua Ming was pretending to be nonchalant and was actually a master of tactics, while others claimed that Hua Ming was completely making things up and was 100% bragging.

  "Pay attention." Huā Míng tapped the table with a beer bottle. "The key point is coming. At this time, our family's second brother appeared. He walked over and said, 'Huā Míng, let her take a look, it won't hurt to show her, and the rabbit won't lose two hairs' - while speaking, he was secretly winking at me. I knew that this kid was infatuated."

  "I'm a wandering knight-errant, and what I value most is the two words 'brotherly love'. If my brothers are in trouble, can I not lend a helping hand? So, I handed the rabbit over to our second brother, saying you take care of it first, I'll go buy some things ----- To put it bluntly, Little Qi was their matchmaker, and this story is also very simple, just a love sparked by a rabbit."

  "It's off topic, it's off topic." someone said. "We want to know why Tang Zhong took the stage instead of you?"

  "Are you an idiot?" Hua Ming looked at the young man with disdain and said coldly, "I've already said that my 'Jade Bachelor' roaming the world is all about 'brotherhood'. I knew they had a little conflict, so I deliberately told Lao Er that my stomach hurt and asked him to help me get on stage to hold it up for a bit - of course, during rehearsals, Qiu Yi Han came to find me and asked if I could help him with something. You all know what happened afterwards. If it were me on stage, getting the top ten campus singer award would be a cinch."

  The young master waved his hand with a look of disdain, displaying the demeanor of a great master who views fame as fleeting clouds. "However," he said, "I'm not interested in that either. Find our second brother-in-law a charming and lovely little wife - wouldn't that be much better than one of the top ten singers?"

  Tang Chong returned to the dormitory and found it packed with people, everyone waiting for him, the guy who was going to be a sensation on campus.

  And Hua Ming was sitting by the window, surrounded by a group of people who were listening to him talk eloquently: "To be honest, there's no difference between school flowers and department flowers, and department flowers and class flowers are also not that different - at least in my eyes. In the past, I always thought about conquering school flowers, but after conquering a few, I felt it was just that. It's actually just a different sense of accomplishment for men. Now, I like to find some small, delicate girls to play with and have a little romance - of course, when breaking up, we also need to be serious. Only then can we experience the bittersweet taste of love. Life is a cultivation process."

  Tang Zhong knocked on the door and said: "For this sentence, we have to drink a bottle."

  As he spoke, he squeezed forward from behind the crowd, grabbed a bottle of beer on the table and wanted to clink glasses with Hua Ming.

  Tang Zhong has come back.

  "Tang Chong, have you sent the little beauty back home?"

  "We thought you weren't coming back tonight."

  Hua Ming smiled and picked up the beer bottle, clinking it against Tang Chong's. He said in a low voice, "Old Two, I'm just cheating you out of some wine to drink. Don't be angry."

  "What's wrong?" Tang Chong hugged his neck tightly and said, "I should thank you instead. Come on, let's have a drink."

  The two brothers finished a bottle of beer, and Hua Ming asked: "How did you come back so soon?"

  "It's all done, isn't it time to go back?" Tang Chong said with a smile.

  A group of people burst out laughing, all saying that Tang Chong's combat strength was no good, and he had actually finished so quickly.

  Tang Chong laughed and looked at them with a smile, took out his wallet from his pocket and said: "Tonight I made such a big show, I have to treat everyone to a drink - I don't know how much money is in my wallet. Whoever takes it can buy all the wine they want. Let's have a big drink."

  A group of people shouted and rushed forward to grab the purse, while another group rushed forward to hug Tang Chong, kissing and touching him.

  Under Liang Tao's organization, he brought several big men to the supermarket and carried back a few boxes of beer. Then, one by one, everyone opened a bottle and started drinking.

  Drinking beer, talking big, telling dirty jokes. Singing loudly, chasing and playing, laughing so hard they're rolling on the ground, arguing over which girl has bigger breasts or longer legs until their faces are red with excitement - this is the life and charm of young people.

  Tang Chong sat in the midst of the crowd, his wine not intoxicating him, but his heart was already drunk.

  Tang Chong woke up to the sound of rain pattering against the windowpane, and in the dimly lit room, a thin figure sat at his bedside.

  He jumped in fright, his hands instinctively opening up a defensive posture, and said: "Who?"