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The snake man is very down-to-earth

  The snake man is very down-to-earth

  Back to the game, still under that grass shed in the suburbs of Suzhou.

  "This is Lin Yue's first experience of traversing, seeing a light outfit again on her body, she couldn't help but look up at the sky and let out a long laugh: 'Haha, I can finally be ruthless and decisive again!'"

  “……”

  "Yue Ru, my daughter is still in Ling'er's belly, as her younger aunt, you should help accumulate some good karma."

  The moon nodded, and then immediately thought it wasn't right. This girl couldn't even bear to lose half a point: "Who's the younger one?! I'm clearly the older sister!"

  "Alright, as your elder sister, you should..."

  Lin Yue furrowed her brow in contemplation: "Why does it sound strange?"

  The sensible Ling'er interrupted: "Alright alright, I'll follow Idle Brother, no need for a title, if you want me to be a concubine then so be it."

  Lin Yue Ru suddenly looked a bit embarrassed: "Sister, it's not what you think..."

  "Two of them." Fang Xian coughed slightly and spread his hands. "We didn't come here to discuss this issue."

  Ling'er squeezed her eyes shut and tried to transform back into a human, but after much effort, she was still unsuccessful: "This naughty egg won't let me change... Idle Gege, what should we do?"

  "Of course I'm going back to find my father, tomorrow is our big wedding day!"

  "Aren't you very annoyed with your pumpkin?"

  "Oh, right..." Lin Yue's sudden change of decision was appalling. "Then let's travel the world and roam the rivers and lakes!"

  "She's almost shed her skin, how can she go out and cause trouble."

  Ling'er rubbed her own scales and smiled foolishly: "It's still early, actually walking like this is very energy-saving."

  "Alright, let's not discuss this any further. Follow me. Ling'er is currently unstable in her fetal breath and can't maintain human form. In this game, I don't have enough materials to make medicine, so we'll have to go to Baita Town ahead of time. There's a divine doctor named Dr. Han who can prescribe some medicine for us."

  "How did you know?" asked Lin Yue Ru.

  Look at this strategy, this kid.

  "Which side is this demon from?!" Lin Yue Ru was startled and drew out her whip.

  "Uncle, don't scare people like this."

  Two people and a snake, chatting and laughing as they move forward, before long they arrived at the Hidden Dragon Cave.

  This is actually a mountain cave maze, passing by to upgrade people, according to the original plot there should be no spirit children here, only Xiang Yu and Ruo two people exploring this danger, now three mouths gather together, and it's snake state Zhao Ling'er, Fang Xian really doesn't fear at all.

  As soon as she entered the cave, Zhao Ling'er let out a sound of surprise.

  "What's wrong?" Fang Xian asked.

  "There are so many... so many little friends here..." Ling'er pointed with her finger on her chin, and couldn't express what kind of feeling it was.

  "Oh... right, there are snakes everywhere here, they're just little friends to you."

  As expected, the first group of snake-shaped monsters has already charged up.

  Fang Xian drew out his great axe, and Yue Rong unfolded a long whip.

  Just as they were about to start fighting, Zhao Ling'er suddenly rushed forward first.

  Only to see that those little snakes were initially afraid, but after seeing that Zhao Ling'er had no malicious intentions, they actually crawled up around her like tame pets, and from time to time used their little snake heads to nuzzle Ling'er, making her laugh out loud.

  "This will do... Fang Xian scratched his head and put away his axe, "Your snake form is too versatile."

  Ling'er smiled and said: "These little friends want to take me to meet their king, saying that it's been a long time since they've had guests here, the king will be very happy, they also said..."

  "Huh?"

  Ling'er seemed to have listened carefully and opened her mouth: "They also said they don't like the queen here, asking me to drive the queen away... As the queen..."

  "Ling, listen to me," Fang Xian said persuasively. "Firstly, this is a place for leveling up, if we don't kill these monsters our levels will be delayed and it'll be harder later on; secondly... the king and queen of this place are two evil demons who have captured a bunch of civilian girls to be their servants, we must get rid of them for the people's sake."

  Ling'er hadn't spoken yet, but saw Moon Like slowly walking up and asking Zhao Ling'er: "Can I touch it?"

  Zhao Ling'er bowed her head and whispered two sentences to the little snake, then smiled and said: "They let you touch it, but don't let Gege touch it, saying that Gege is too smelly."

  "Cut your nonsense."

  Lin Yue Ru walked forward and squatted down, slowly stretching out her hand to touch the snake's head. The little snake seemed to be enjoying itself, even sticking out its tongue to lick Lin Yue Ru.

  "Hehe, funny." Yuer was also amused.

  "Second brother, you're lustful and snake-like. You two get out of the way. For the sake of justice and to level up, let me take care of them."

  Ling'er shouted in unison with Yu Ru: "How dare you!"

  Who says ancient women had no status? Who says men married three wives and four concubines, and these women had to fight for favor and please the man?

  Fang Xian's eyes were filled with tears as he silently followed Ling Er Yue Ru and a bunch of small snakes: "All of you are just messing around."

  As Ling'er moved forward, more and more small snakes joined the escort team. It was unknown whether they loved Ling'er deeply or hated the original queen deeply, or simply wanted to let Moon Ru touch them a few times.

  "Look! That thing is crawling on your shoulder, aren't you going to do anything about it?!"

  "This is quite fun, so cool!"

  "Ling'er... Alright, once we see the Snake Man, we'll chop him down."

  "Alright alright, Brother is jealous, haha!"

  "Ah..."

  Originally, this was a nauseating maze that required a lot of trial and error to find the boss, but under the leadership of these colorful little snakes, we didn't need to fight at all and quickly arrived in front of the gatekeeper boss snake man, also known as the "Great King" by these little snakes.

  The snake man is the same as Ling'er, with a snake body on the lower half and **muscles on the upper half. The difference is that the snake man looks rougher, probably a python or something, while Ling'er is clearly a spiritual snake god beast.

  The snake man held something similar to a green dragon crescent moon knife, stuck at the entrance of the cave, apparently, he was also starving and unbearable.

  "Everyone be careful, this guy is not weak!" Fang Xian didn't say another word, pulled out his Mountain-Splitting Axe, and with a heroic air, charged forward.

  The snake man stared blankly at Ling'er for a long time without saying a word.

  Fang Xian became anxious: "You lecherous snake, don't insult my wife! Look at the axe!"

  The flying axe passed by, but the snake man did not dodge or evade, and was cut straight through, yet he felt neither pain nor numbness.

  Two seconds later, a loud "clang" was heard, and the snake man's large knife fell to the ground.

  The expression on Snake Man's face changed from serious and fierce to varied and charming, gazing deeply at Ling'er, his mouth woodenly uttering two words.

  "Goddess!"

  But Ling'er just smiled and "crawled" forward, gently stroking the snake man's forehead.

  "Good baby."

  "May I touch it?"

  Ling'er whispered for a moment before answering: "He lets you touch him, but doesn't let Gege touch him, saying he's dirty."

  "With his moral integrity, he still thinks I'm dirty!!!” Fang Xian subconsciously muttered to himself before realizing that the biggest joke was not this, and then asked, "Ling'er, what do you mean by this?"

  Ling'er explained with a slightly innocent look: "Xian Gege, you told me... that all living beings are descendants of Nüwa, and these little snakes have a closer blood relationship with me. When they see me, they become affectionate. As for this snake man..."

  All that could be seen in the snake man's eyes was a mix of respect, solemnity, infatuation and madness. He spoke with deep emotion: "Goddess, I've been stuck in this cave for many years, and had almost given up on finding true love. Then one day, a fox spirit came in, so I decided to marry her. But that fox spirit was unbearable - she wanted me to go out and steal gold and silver jewelry for her, and even asked me to kidnap girls from the town to be her maids..."

  This remark unexpectedly got a faint echo from Fang Xian: "How hateful!"

  "Who says it's not...?" The snake man faced Zhao Ling'er, deeply affectionate. "But until the goddess you appeared, only then did the flame of pursuing true love in my heart awaken, heaven didn't abandon me, it let me meet you."

  Fang Xian swung his axe: "Axe Technique!"

  Pfft.

  "Goddess, you made me realize that interracial love is wrong."

  "With a casual wave of his hand: 'Chopping dry firewood with bare hands is effortless!'"

  Patter.

  "Goddess, you let me know that snakes will ultimately be together with snakes."

  He squatted on the ground drawing circles: "This is too damn unfair."

  Ling'er knew that this matter had to be made clear, and she immediately became serious: "Little Snake Monster, I understand your intentions, but I'm already married. Besides, you're like this...I really can't accept it."

  Only to see the snake man's expression gradually fell, he lowered his head and sighed: "Snake... after all, it's just a snake... no matter how much muscle I train... I'm still Er Ge and not Schwarzenegger..."

  Fang Xian stood up again, regained some of his fighting spirit: "Despair, you lustful snake, let's have a fierce battle!"

  At this time, all he heard was the snake man uttering four big words: "Life is hopeless!"

  "What's the point of a thousand years of cultivation, what's the use of bitter training!" The snake man said, picking up the big knife on the ground, holding it with both hands in a reverse grip, in a posture as if a Japanese samurai was about to commit seppuku.

  "Brother, slow down!!" Fang Xian stepped forward, "Anyway, we're all going to die, let me help you, and there's experience to be gained."

  "What a beast!" Ling Er and Yu Ru simultaneously turned their heads and cursed in anger.

  Fang Xian squatted on the ground again and drew a circle.

  Ling'er persuaded again: "Little snake monster, you should go and see the outside world. Staying at home all the time will not find true love."

  "The outside world......" The snake-headed man thought for a moment, "But... I'm afraid... Only in this cave can I feel at ease. Those gods and Taoist priests outside all want my life. Besides... Does anyone really care about me?"

  "Look at him, isn't he stylish?"

  The snake man shook his head: "Dirty and smelly, very disgusting, even more disgusting than me."

  Fang Xian's face twitched, and the branch used for drawing circles "cracked" as it was pinched off.

  Yue Ruo continued: "Yes, with his virtue, he can marry two beautiful girls like flowers and jade. You are not as good as him?"

  The snake man was shocked: "Yes! In terms of figure and appearance, as well as the cultivation of the wheel demon law, which one is not better than this kid by several streets? This kid can do it, what's there to fear?"

  "Hah——hah——hah——" The snake man's loud laughter echoed in the cave, "I, the king, have made up my mind, I'm going out of the mountain!"

  Ling'er applauded: "Good, good, this is right, the outside world is very wonderful."

  The snake man then said: "Goddess, although you and I have a destined affinity but are fated to be apart, I still have one request."

  "Whatever."

  "The outside world is quite helpless, after all I'm still a bit afraid, can't I just follow you guys for a while and get familiar before venturing out on my own?"

  Yuexi said: "Of course it's good this way! Taking you out is a great show of strength! You're much stronger than the guards at my Lin Manor!"

  The snake man was overjoyed and threw his big knife to the ground: "To show my sincerity, I don't want this weapon anymore!"

  Fang Xian, who had been crouching on the ground, suddenly ran over, picked up the big knife, spat out a mouthful of saliva and wiped it clean: "Good stuff, I'll take it."

  The moon and Ling Er scolded in unison: "Cheap!"

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