Good young man Zhang Si

  Teacher Shao measured Fang Xian's eyebrow width, eye width, face width, chin width, shoulder width and so on with his fingers, then rested his cheek in thought for half a minute before asking in Beijing dialect -

  "Dude, your facial structure and body proportions are all right, it's just that they don't seem to have much effect when you put them together."

  "Hey, no need to curse like that."

  "No, no, no, you completely misunderstood." Teacher Shao stared at Fang Xian through the mirror, "You have a naturally good appearance, I was just saying that you don't like to dress up."

  "Why bother dressing up and raising you?"

  "Me too."

  Teacher Shao wanted Fang Xian to get a perm, but it didn't happen.

  Wanted to dye yellow hair, didn't succeed.

  Wanted to iron the creases out of a piece of paper, but didn't succeed.

  ……

  Before Teacher Shao went crazy, Fang Xian reluctantly agreed to three projects.

  Eyebrow shaping — free.

  Remove acne and blackheads —— 50 yuan.

  Shaving - free.

  The process of persuading Fang Xian was very long. In theory, people who come to find a stylist usually have a lot of consumption, and the styling center can make money from things like perming and dyeing. However, Fang Xian didn't care about making money, it seemed like he really just styled for the sake of styling.

  Teacher Shao was helpless, and he had to deal with all kinds of customers. Since it was early in the morning and there were no other customers, he was also curious about what Fang Xian's hair would look like after a good styling, so he wholeheartedly helped him get a haircut.

  Fang Xian was also tired and fell asleep as soon as he leaned back in his chair. Whatever happens when he wakes up, it's all fate.

  ……

  About an hour later, he was woken up by Teacher Shao.

  "How is it? Take a look." Mr. Shao's voice was filled with anticipation, as if he couldn't wait to take a look at his newly purchased Vietnamese bride.

  Fang Xian yawned and rubbed his eyes, staring at himself in the mirror for half a minute.

  Disheveled hair becomes flowing, rough face becomes beautiful.

  This change is hard to describe, for specific comparison, please refer to the difference between Captain Jack and Will Turner in "Pirates of the Caribbean"; also refer to the gap between Yang Guo 16 years ago and now in the version of "The Return of the Condor Hero" starring Leslie Cheung.

  Teacher Shao was intoxicated in Fang Xian's surprise, although he didn't squeeze much money out of this kid, but Fang Xian's expression was undoubtedly the greatest affirmation of his skills.

  "Come on, buddy, there are fewer people in the afternoon. Anyway, I don't have anything to do, so let's just go with you to the nearby shopping mall and pick out some clothes."

  Then, Fang Xian, who had already surrendered to Shao Laoshi's skills, was dragged to the shopping mall again.

  Teacher Shao gave Fang Xian two directions, Cool Ya flow and Sports flow. Fang Xian deliberated for a moment, and decided on Cool Ya - actually he mainly just wanted to figure out what Cool Ya meant.

  It turns out that this word is somewhat mysterious, it's just a plain-colored casual outfit.

  After learning that Fang Xian's glasses were 50° on one side and 80° on the other, Teacher Shao threw this ugly pair of glasses into the trash can without hesitation.

  "These things are all for covering up flaws, like me, I have no choice but to wear a hat."

  Around ten o'clock, everything from head to toe was settled.

  The specific changes can be summarized in five words: "Transformation of Silk"

  After leaving the shopping mall, the two were about to part ways, and their brief reunion still left them with some reluctance to separate.

  "Hey, buddy, how's it going? Was the money worth spending?" Mr. Shao lit a cigarette and nodded towards the girl who had just walked by, "She was checking you out just now, your head-turning rate is soaring!"

  "I'll have one too." Fang Xian stretched out his hand.

  "This is a three-dollar Red Plum of mine."

  "I'd smoke even the cheapest Da Qian Men cigarettes for two bucks."

  Mr. Shao handed over the cigarette worth 15 cents to Fang Xian with a heartache, and turned his face to ask: "Are you dressed up for an interview?"

  "No, I'm on vacation."

  "Oh, so it's going out to have fun, dressing up a bit for photos, and going out with your girlfriend?"

  "No, go out yourself."

  "Where are you going?"

  "Over there." Fang Xian pointed to a tall building next to the beauty salon.

  "Where are you going?" Mr. Shao asked, taken aback.

  "Vacation. I've said it before, what's wrong with your memory?"

  "...and your girlfriend?"

  "I don't have a girlfriend, I've said it before, can you even hold a conversation?"

  “……”

  After a cigarette, Teacher Shao handed Fang Xian a business card and told him that before the styling, the waiter had secretly taken photos of Fang Xian, and his before-and-after comparison photos might be used in the promotional brochure for the styling center.

  Fang Xian also stated that if he dares to use it, he will dare to take him to court.

  After bidding farewell to Teacher Shao, Fang Xian finally walked into that place he had longed for.

  Hilton Yilin International Hotel

  Maybe some people think this yearning is simply too unimpressive.

  All I can say is that person has never lived in a "pigeonhole".

  No one is more eager for a spacious and comfortable environment than Fang Xian.

  Regarding the hotel's luxury, it goes without saying that customers are elegant and refined. In the past, even wearing a vest and shorts made one feel embarrassed to come in just to use the restroom. Fortunately, today is a new look, and confidence has greatly increased.

  When checking in, the front desk lady took a special look at Fang Xian. They mostly have good eyesight and can easily tell what kind of guest has arrived.

  This serious look reveals a casual dress, this leisurely mixed with wise eyes, the front desk lady defines Fang Xian as a young and promising boss or rich second generation type.

  Obviously she has gone mad, he is actually just a good young man with only tens of thousands of dollars in assets.

  Actually, the front desk lady still had a chance to see through Fang Xian's disguise, because after she reported the daily room rate of 2,200 yuan for the business suite, Fang Xian's face twitched slightly.

  Apart from using public funds, people who are willing to spend so much money are either too rich or crazy.

  "I've really gone mad." Fang Xian walked into the suite and threw his luggage into the closet, then looked around.

  For the poor pigeon cage dwellers, the White House is nothing more than this. Every piece of furniture here emphasizes two words: "big" and "elegant". When you want to drink water, you'll see a coffee machine next to your cup. When you're hungry, you'll find potato chips in the cabinet. It can be said that smoking a cigarette in any corner of this place is quite comfortable.

  The greedy Fang Xian chose the most comfortable place to light a cigarette - in front of the floor-to-ceiling window.

  When many white-collar, blue-collar and black-collar workers are exhausted from running around, Fang Xian is standing in a god-like perspective, puffing on a Marlboro.

  "The sense of superiority bought with money, a week later it's all gone."

  Indulging in the spaciousness and comfort of the suite, he turned off his phone, took out a bottle of Carlsberg from the refrigerator with a swagger, lay down in the massage bathtub in the bathroom, and slowly drank it while watching TV.

  He then slept the best sleep he had in years, without the feeling of being crowded and oppressed, without the stench of cheap cigarettes, and without the moaning sounds of the young man next door masturbating. It was simply wonderful.

  I slept until... it was dark.

  When he opened his eyes, it was already approaching 12 o'clock in the evening. The 13-hour sleep made Fang Xian feel refreshed and invigorated all over, full of energy.

  The good show can finally begin.

  He casually pulled out his laptop, connected the mysterious hard drive to it with an adapter, and double-clicked "Pal.exe" for the nth time to enter the game.

  Through time and space, he once again arrived at Ruyi Town in The Legend of Sword and Fairy.

  Time passed strangely in the game, to sum it up, while Fang Xian was still dazed, our carefree brother rushed over panting.

  He rushed towards Shuisheng again, just like last time.

  "Uncle Shui... " Li Xunyao panted heavily, supporting his knees, "I beg of you, you must take me to the Xianling Island in the north."

  Shuisheng Shu stroked his beard and asked: "Oh? Why are you in such a hurry to go there?"

  "Aunt suddenly fell ill, I went to find the fairy for medicine......" Li Xiao Yao pulled Shui Sheng Uncle onto the boat.

  "Let me off, I'm not refusing to help, it's just that the waves are too big lately. Even if I've been on this river for decades, I don't dare set sail now. I have a wife and kids at home, spare me." Shuizhong Uncle stood frozen in place, refusing to budge.

  Li Xunyao asked several more times, but Shuisheng Shu still didn't respond, and only then did he turn his head to look at Zhang Si.

  "Little devil, we've been waiting for you for a long time." Fang said with a smile as he played with his fishing net, "Now it's your turn to beg me?"

  Li Xiao Yao gritted his teeth, although he had just discovered that Zhang Si's sexual orientation was a bit problematic, but after all, Auntie's life was important, and making some sacrifices for himself didn't matter.

  "Zhang Sige!" Li Xiangyao rushed to Fang Xian's front with tears streaming down his face, "Auntie is like a mother to me, please you must..."

  Fang Xian had already planned out his lines, with a wave of his arm, a flick of his long hair, and a glare from his tiger-like eyes.

  "Of course, I, Zhang Si, have also been taken care of by Li Danni for many years. How can I just sit back and do nothing now?"

  Li Xiaoyao saw Zhang Siying's satisfaction and hastily pulled him towards the boat: "Four brothers are still good! Let's go!"

  "Why us?" Fang Xian picked his nose.

  "Huh? Didn't you promise to take me?" Xīao Gege exclaimed in surprise.

  "I'll go in your place." Fang Xian picked his nose and made a small ball of snot.

  "What's different?" Xiao Yao Gege was somewhat perplexed.

  "Ah... no culture at all." Fang Xian shook his head and said, "You know, the wind is strong, and it's hard to balance the words of two people on the boat. If you go, it will only add trouble, I'd rather be safer by myself."

  "Is that so...... But......" Li Xiao Yao scratched his head, "But I always feel like I have to go, or else my whole life will be wasted."

  Fang Xian deeply agreed with this statement, it seems that the characters in this game have been subtly infused with a certain consciousness to prevent the plot from becoming too outrageous.

  "Carefree brother, in this life, what is most important?" Fang Xian's eyes were deep and profound.

  He struck a pose like Bruce Lee and said with a flourish, "Of course I'm going to be a heroic outlaw, roaming the rivers and lakes, fighting for beauty!"

  "This is just the initial form, you need to look further. Fang Xian pointed to the distance, "Think about it, what kind of ending did those great heroes have in the end?"

  "I don't know any heroes."

  "Uneducated... " Fang Xian scratched his head again, patiently advising, "From Jin Gu Huang Yi to Fang Shiyu Huang Feihong, the endings of great heroes are nothing more than two kinds: either they die and leave behind a reputation, or they take their wives and daughters back to the countryside, living a life of warmth and comfort with their families."

  "That makes sense."

  "Why don't we just skip the middle process and go straight to the ultimate secluded life in the countryside?"

  Li Xiao Yao's face was filled with confusion: "But I don't have a sister yet?"

  "Wood." Fang Xian said helplessly, "Do the sisters at your inn's entrance all have a crush on you? Li Dama likes them too. Marry them back home and let them manage the inn. You can work during the day and double-fly at night. Wouldn't that be a wonderful life?"

  "Now that you mention it..." Li Xiao Yao scratched his chin thoughtfully.

  "Alas... what a pity! Do you know how much I envy you? That Xianglan Xiulan, I've been chasing her for over ten years, but she doesn't even give me, Zhang Si, a second glance. So, taking risks and going out to sea is still my job, after all, my life as Zhang Si is worthless."

  "However, Brother Zhang..."

  "It's pointless to say more! Li Danni's life is at stake." Fang Xian's expression was stern, "Do you have any necessary tools for going ashore?"

  Li Xiao Yao cautiously patted his backpack: "How did you know?"

  "...this, I've pulled those blacks on my boat before, heard them talk about it, Broken Sky Hammer or something."

  Li Xiaoyao gritted his teeth and handed the backpack over to Zhang Si.

  "Zhang Sige, it's up to you now! This bag contains the Heaven-Shattering Mace, which can smash the stone statues on the island and break the maze. However, there is also a Dan pill that can be used to avoid the miasma on the island, I've already taken it."

  Fang Xian snatched the backpack and turned around to board the ship: "No problem, I have a lot of those pills."

  Nonsense, of course, it's very common. The Dan Wan is actually called the Forgetting Powder. Those who take it will fall into a coma after one day and lose their memory of the previous day. It's simply a black-hearted trick.

  "Zhang Sige! This kindness will be repaid!" Li Xiangyao bid farewell.

  "Return a favor? Alright... I'm short of a wooden sword and cloak for self-defense, lend me your head for now."

  "Maybe..."

  Fang Xian said with a dejected expression: "I don't know if I can come back this time, I just want to maintain some dignity."

  "Alright..."

  Then Zhang Si and Li Xiaoyao basically exchanged clothes.

  Farewell to Zhang Si with a heroic and tearful gesture, although I'm moved, but deep down I still feel like I've been cheated.

  Just as they were leaving the harbor and rowing their oars, preparing to brave the legendary winds and waves, everything went black for a moment, and when they opened their eyes again, they found themselves at the dock of a small island.

  "Is this all? Where's the stormy weather you promised?"

  It wasn't explained in the original game, so I didn't design it here either.

  "Can you hear my rant?"

  My grandpa is awesome!

  "Okay, all I want to say is - Shuisheng Uncle is a 2B."