18 is short of three
The invading Black Miao people can be divided into three types.
One was a middle-aged man with a small mustache, wearing a blue student sports suit similar to those in the 1990s; The other was a middle-aged man with a small mustache, wearing a Soviet-style ushanka hat similar to those in the 1990s.
The third was a Miao tribesman, a stout middle-aged man with an intimidating physique.
Why are they all middle-aged? Why do they all have little mustaches!!! Why are they all big fat guys!!!!!!
Here comes a few sentences of personal irresponsible Platonic psychological analysis, and by the way, to show respect for the Xian Jian series and flatter the original copyright holders so as not to be banned - book.
The "Legend of Sword and Fairy" series is produced by Softstar, a company located in Taiwan, while the producer of the first game in the series is Yao Zhu-Xian, who is considered one of the founders of modern Chinese computer games.
The Legend of Sword and Fairy was first produced in the early 1990s. At that time, most post-80s were still playing pinball, and most post-90s were still in the mysterious space of gestation. At this time, Yao DaDa was also in his 20s, just entering the society and working for a short time.
What is the biggest characteristic of men at this age?
In high spirits?
Little brother, you're quite spirited, aren't you?
Elated with success?
Are you very pleased with yourself?
Then I shamelessly associated it with ourselves, using it to speculate about your current mental state.
This world... this world... is a world for middle-aged and old people! When we haven't even struggled to become middle-aged, our lives are already being ravaged.
Therefore, any young person will have an inexplicable resentment towards middle-aged people in their subconscious. They date women ten years younger than themselves, which are our classmates, so we can only date women ten years younger than ourselves too.
They drive sedans, we ride bicycles; they live in serviced apartments, we live in pigeon cages; they are leaders, we are underlings...
Faced with such a powerful middle-aged BOSS team, we can only choose to endure, turn sorrow into motivation, aim at the little sister who is ten years younger than ourselves, work hard and wait for them to turn 16.
When they were 16 years old, hum, we became BOSS, middle-aged BOSS.
What? The young man under your command? You want Y to understand what life is all about.
This hatred is endless and has no expiration date.
That's why the villain in The Legend of Sword and Fairy 1 is a middle-aged man with a beard from start to finish, perhaps that was the embodiment of Yao DaDa's leadership back then.
Of course, perhaps the fact is not just that. Speaking of Xianyi's script, it was written by Yao Dada after he had just been dumped. The public version of the reason for the breakup is due to being busy with work.
As for the folk version... never mind, I'll shut up.
In short, through Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Van Gogh, Cézanne and psychoanalysis, I fully explained why all enemies are middle-aged men with beards.
According to incomplete statistics, among the human enemies in "The Legend of Sword and Fairy 1", 80% are middle-aged men with beards, while the rest are middle-aged fat men, middle-aged thin men, and middle-aged to elderly men with beards.
Of course, we must thank the middle-aged bearded man for not being resentful of them. If it weren't for him, DaDa wouldn't have been able to write such a tragic script. We also want to thank the beautiful woman who left DaDa. Without her, we wouldn't have been able to play this classic game. At the same time, we wish DaDa a happy marriage and a harmonious family.
After saying so much, it's just for everyone's entertainment and to gain some knowledge. Don't laugh, this is also knowledge.
Alright, no more nonsense. Fortunately, this is a public version; after becoming a VIP, it will definitely not be so watered down, so you can rest assured.
(Of course, if everyone likes this type of water injection, you can propose it in the book review area, I'm full of water.)
The book returns to the main theme. The previous description was about the second of three forms of the Black Miao people, and below is a description of Tou Tou:
Miao Ren Tou Zi is a big black-faced man who hides his whole body in his clothes.
Nonsense, who doesn't hide their body in clothes?
But what I want to say is that this "hidden" character is used very well, no one knows how fat he actually is. In short, he is two heads taller and two circles bigger than ordinary people, but the size of his head is no different from that of ordinary people, giving a feeling of a chubby version of Little Head Dad.
He originally sharpened his knife and was about to slaughter the pigs and sheep, bringing dozens of brothers to the island with a cheerful attitude, thinking that it would be easy to abduct Zhao Ling'er...
The scene before his eyes was indeed strange and eerie.
A seemingly formidable guy blocked the exit of the maze, with a giant axe slung over his shoulder, breathing evenly, unhurried and unruffled, leaving only a dark silhouette under the moonlight.
"Boss, didn't you say there were only women on this island?" asked Little Hu, a sports suit-clad man with a small mustache, as he leaned in.
"Don't panic." The black-haired leader of the Miao people waved his sword and loudly asked, "Who comes?"
The mysterious person's voice came back soon---
"Little devil, you need to distinguish who is the guest and who is the host."
Hei Miao was taken aback for a moment, then swung his sword again.
"Who's the master!" As soon as he finished speaking, Hei Miao felt like he was at a disadvantage, but couldn't quite put his finger on what was wrong.
The mysterious person's voice came again——
"Hehe, I'm actually just a passerby."
"Pfft......" Miao Ren's mouth sprayed out an unknown substance.
"Older brother, what's wrong?" The middle-aged man in the snow hat asked as he leaned in.
"No problem... I just recalled some past events in school, you know I hated cultural classes the most." The leader of the Black Miao people didn't dare to underestimate the mysterious person, standing guard with an axe in the middle of the night, as if he had already anticipated everything. It was indeed strange, but no matter how strange it was, they had to go to the island to rescue Zhao Ling'er, otherwise, their lives would be ruined. The leader of the Black Miao people could only continue to make small talk, "No matter who you are or what your intention is, we both need to go to the island tonight. Since you understand literature and poetry, I'm asking you to step aside now, otherwise, my knife will ask you to step aside."
The mysterious man answered him with three long laughs.
"Hah——hah——hah——"
Then the black shadow floated away, leaving a group of stunned middle-aged people behind.
Sports attire: "Boss, what's up?"
The black Miao people's leader sank into deep thought: "Wait a moment, let me think about it."
Snowy hat: "Boss, it seems our IQ isn't our strong suit."
The black Miao people thought so, and for the Nth time, they swung their knives with a lot of momentum: "I just think it's not right! I overthought it, we should just charge in with our knives, this is the style of us brothers!"
On the other side of Peach Garden, Fang Xian was in a semi-collapsed state. He knew that pretending to be a mysterious and intimidating person wouldn't fool this group, just like how Zhuge Liang's Empty Fort Strategy didn't work on Xu Chu back then.
"Damn it, how come our own people haven't arrived yet." Fang Xian panted heavily and rushed towards the bridge inside Shuiguetang, according to plan, Bai Miao people, Nai Nai, Ding Da Bo, Ling Er and others should have been fighting a magnificent battle against Hei Miao people at the entrance of the maze, but how come Ling Er didn't come even after so long, he couldn't leave or stay, could only drag on for a while, now there's no way out, can only retreat to the second line of defense.
It's okay, at the head of Shuiguetou Bridge, I finally saw Bai Miao's team.
"Everyone in position!" Fang Xian shouted, transforming into the mysterious man once again. He wielded his axe and stood at the head of the bridge, ready to face off against the middle-aged team. "Is everyone here?"
Shuǐ Yuè sì xià wàng le wàng: "shǎo le sān gè rén."
Translation:
"Three people are missing."
"No problem, don't mind those three." Fang Xian hummed, it seemed that managing this place wasn't easy either, there were disobedient kids everywhere. "Tell me their names, after we defeat the enemy, I'll spank them."
Shuǐ Yuè was startled for a moment, and then reported the names of these three people -
"Grandma, Ding Dake, Zhao Ling'er."
"Plop..."
