A small farewell is better than a big welcome; great partings bring boundless joy.

  Ding Daobo dragged Fang Xian, with the most desperate posture of his life, and rushed into the island. The wind-protecting spell was just a joke in front of Daobo's passion and momentum, all scattered away.

  It was another peaceful morning, and Dai Bo and Fang Xian hurried across the small bridge to arrive in front of the great hall of Shui Yue Palace.

  "Damn it, not a single woman is left, I'm afraid they've been snatched away by the blacks first!" Old Man Ding cursed with resentment.

  "It's always been like this, let's enter the palace first and talk later." Fang Xian was also very anxious in his heart. He couldn't care about other women, but if Ling'er had any accident, it wouldn't be good. It sounds good to hear that one would rage for a beauty, but only the person involved knows the pain. Who would want their wife to be taken away by a group of black people?

  It wasn't until he stepped into Shuǐ Yuè Palace that Fang Xiān finally felt at ease.

  Everything is as usual, a group of girls are hanging out here, it seems that only the maze has been solved, and the black rice people have not arrived yet.

  Shuǐ Yuè was just at the door when she saw Fang Xiān appear, and she was overjoyed: "Young Master has finally returned, Granny has been searching for you with great difficulty."

  Fang Xian panted heavily and forced a smile: "I've had such a hard time finding Grandma."

  Shuǐ Yuè covered her face with a smile: "Young master, wait a moment, I'll call Grandma and Miss over right away."

  Shuǐ Yuè had just turned around when he suddenly heard a loud and extremely pleasant laughter bursting out.

  "Ha——ha——ha——" Ding Dabo was overjoyed and tearfully hugged Fang Xian, "My son-in-law has treated me kindly, I have no regrets in this life!"

  "Don't worry, let's talk about it after we see grandma, be gentle... I'm not a piece of firewood."

  Ding Da Bo wiped away his tears and asked: "Grandma? Who is she?"

  "She's the old procuress here, if you want to pick up chicks, you have to get past her first."

  "Oh?" Old Man Ding furrowed his brow and patted his pocket, "Trouble, I rushed out the door too quickly and didn't bring any silver coins..."

  "It's okay, it's okay, Grandma is easy-going."

  "That's good, if I don't have enough money, I'll also ask my son-in-law to lend me some."

  “……”

  The grandma style remains unchanged, before she arrives, her saliva has already arrived.

  "Son-in-law! You've finally come back!"

  Ding Dabo and Fang Xian's faces twitched at the same time.

  "Great Uncle slowly turned his head: 'She said... what bridegroom?'"

  "I've reported to you, I was defeated here..."

  But then Ding Dabo didn't get angry, instead he laughed: "Haha, son-in-law is really charming!"

  Fang Xian sighed with emotion, thinking that if all fathers-in-law in the world were like this, it would be wonderful. The ancient times were good, life in Southern Song Dynasty was joyful and boundless.

  Her grandmother hurried over with a walking stick, intending to have a good talk with Fang Xian, but when she saw Ding Da Bo, she suddenly froze.

  (K-drama twist music plays.)

  Ding Dabo stared at Grandma, shocked and amazed.

  "It's... you..." Grandma's rough face relaxed, revealing a Korean drama heroine-like expression.

  "Really... it's really you..." Ding Daobo also quickly flipped through the pages in his mind, and past events appeared before his eyes.

  The screen turns into an old movie effect, and a soft Korean drama music starts playing.

  It was a drizzly afternoon when Grandma brought Ling to Yu Hang Town.

  The money in hand is all spent, with nothing to eat and an empty stomach.

  Just finished chopping firewood, energetic and spirited Ding Da Bo, no, Ding Da Ge appeared!

  "Girl, what's gotten into you?!"

  "My lord, this is..."

  It was a crazy night afterwards. As they say, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", but it's more like a hungry man doesn't care about what he eats.

  Fortunately, Xianglan Xiulan was still young and hadn't remembered this terrifying scene.

  Time flies.

  (The music stops, and the scene fades back to the present moment.)

  Ding Da-bo's tears welled up in his eyes: "Tuzi, you...you...have lost weight..."

  "Bang..." Fang Xian fell to the ground.

  Rabbit... Rabbit... Rabbit...

  What does this have to do with "Tutu", why is there a "zi" at the end?

  Lost weight? You're 1.6 meters tall and weigh 106 pounds, lost weight?

  With a thud, Grandma's cane fell to the ground.

  "Little Bear... you've grown old." Grandma stretched out her hands, her voice trembling.

  This time Fang Xian reluctantly agreed, saying that Ding Dabai was barely acceptable to Dingding Xiong.

  Just as he was about to lift his head after vomiting, he saw the two of them hugging and crying.

  "Thud..." He fell to the ground again.

  Shuǐ Yuè saw Fang Xián was almost dying and hurriedly came up to support him.

  "Sir, let me help you in to rest..."

  "Wait... I still have something to say..."

  He raised his head again after finishing speaking.

  Passionate kiss, passionate kiss, passionate kiss, the two beauties, one with a runny nose and the other with tears, entered a state of ecstasy.

  Tongue! It's a tongue! Grandma's tongue is as long as a cat's hair and it's drooling!

  "Puff puff puff." Fang Xian fell to the ground in a faint, foaming at the mouth.

  The water calls out the blue sky, and together they drag him into the house.

  "This old man must have rowed the boat until he was exhausted. Two days and two round trips, even a god couldn't withstand it."

  ……

  That evening.

  Fang Xian opened his eyes and saw Ling'er feeding him porridge.

  He felt warmth in his mouth and heart, and gently raised his hand to hold Ling'er.

  "It's all your fault... Tuantuan Dindin Xiong and those are all bad people..."

  Ling'er was no longer shy at this time, pinched Fang Xian's nose and laughed: "You're really something, why do you always faint like that? Weren't you very fierce last night?"

  Fang Xian let out a bitter laugh, thinking that it was indeed the case. He had vomited three times five times a day, emptying his stomach of all its acidic fluids, and then he was hurt by Ding Da Bo, finally falling victim to the deadly technique of the passionate kiss.

  Ling'er put down her bowl and softly hummed a tune.

  "Avalokiteshvara Buddha's mercy is boundless, saving all sentient beings at all times."

  "With left hand picking up dew, with right hand holding willow branch."

  After one recitation of the Guanyin mantra, the white light merged into Fang Xian's body, and his weak body was once again nourished.

  This is totally different from the Guanyin mantra in reality!

  Fang Xian jumped out of bed, refreshed and revitalized. At this moment, he was confident that he could withstand a deadly kiss attack.

  "Ling'er, what time is it now?"

  "Three quarters of an hour past 5 pm."

  "…Didn't I teach you modern timing methods?"

  "Oh... let me think." Ling'er counted on her fingers and then clapped her hands, exclaiming, "It should be around six o'clock tonight."

  Fang Xian's heart cried out in alarm, he had been unconscious for too long.

  "Take me to see grandma quickly, it's an urgent matter."

  "Maybe... Grandma is busy..." Ling'er said with a twisted expression, "She told me before she went into the house with that uncle - a short farewell is better than a new welcome, a long farewell is joyful without bounds..."

  "Music - without - bounds?" Fang Xian was stunned and heard a roar from the next room in his daze.

  "Shouldn't we be disturbing them at this time?" Ling'er asked.

  "No way, this matter is urgent. If not, we won't be able to have endless fun anymore." Fang Xian shook his head, put on his clothes and resolutely walked out of the room.

  As expected, as soon as I arrived at Grandma's room door, I heard a bed creaking loudly inside.

  "My father-in-law has been holding it in for a long time, I slept for over ten hours and he's still okay." Although Fang Xian didn't want to disturb their good fortune, but with the urgency of the matter, he couldn't care about that anymore. He steeled himself and knocked on the door, "Grandma, Father-in-law, Zhang Si has an urgent report."

  Only the sound of the bed creaking inside paused for a moment, and then Old Man Ding shouted in a low voice: "That's all I'm saying!"

  Then, the thunderous roar continued like a tsunami.

  With no other choice, he loudly exclaimed: "The Lotus Maze outside has been solved by someone, and if things go as expected, the Black Miao people will attack tonight. To fight or to flee, I await your decision, venerable ones!"

  Soon, a heart-wrenching voice came from inside: "Run for your lives, you bastards! This island belongs to old Ding!"

  Grandma hoarsely echoed: "With Dindin Bear around, no one is afraid of Tuantuan!"

  After swallowing a mouthful of sour water, Fang Xian couldn't help but sigh - Women, women, this is what women are like.

  In the absence of a man to rely on, women will pretend to be strong and even cold, but once there is a man, even an old lady will become so gentle and obedient.

  Fang Xian continued to ask: "Since we've decided to go to war, why don't the two of you take a rest first and come out with a strategy to discuss?"

  "Hand over the goods, I'll give them to you, when they come to collect, just call us."

  "About... until... at that time... let's talk again... Brother Ding... you slow down... others..."

  "Plop——" Fang Xian barely managed to prop himself up, fortunately, the Guanyin incantation was supporting him, preserving the last bit of stomach acid.

  Ling'er looked stunned and envious: "Indeed, it's boundless joy..."