"Hey! AL! Why did chicken cross the road?"

  "I don't know Dave. Why did chicken cross the road?"

  "I don't know BUT THE SPLAT WAS PRETTY JUICY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOHAHAHAHAHA-"

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  "Sorry, I don't understand."

  "-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA aaa... oof, that was a good one."

  "Remember why you came here Dave. You still need to fix that thermostat."

  "Ffffine~"