Alia shivered as Wavey blasted her down until she was completely clean. I stood tall as Wavey pointed at me. “Watch how a real man…” I instantly shivered and shook as Wavey’s ice cold water cleaned me.

  I snapped my finger and giggled as the spider was lit on fire. It rushed me, but I threw my spear at it. It hissed and sizzled as it burned! I rushed forward and dodged its bite before jumping on top of it.

  I began to beat it with my fists as it succumbed to the flame!

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  I giggled as I kicked the spider a few more times before climbing off. Aqua snapped her fingers and I was healed instantly. While her elemental hit me with a bolt of water and my energy refilled.

  I looked over to see Hero stabbing another spider and then blinking away. What a cowardly way to fight! I snapped my fingers and the spider was set on fire. After a moment it died and I smirked.

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  I shivered as I watched it fall and die. Looking around the empty forest took a deep breath and sighed. There were no more enemies I could see. I was bored.. I smiled as I remembered something Aqua had said.

  “Aqua, you want to get beaten up?” I asked casually. Aqua looked at me for a moment then frowned.

  “Not by you, I want a strong man like Hero to do it.” She said simply. “You don’t really have the muscle to push and…” She trailed off and her eyes wandered down between my legs. “You lack the.. Horsepower to really get inside me.

  I snorted but nodded. I looked over between Hero’s legs. I wasn’t gonna lie, I wanted to ride that thing all night… I imagine how good that would feel with him under me as I rode him like the…

  I stepped to the right and used ignite. The spider attempting to drop on me caught fire. I picked up a rock, imbued it with heat, then beat the spider to death with my new rock.

  As it died, I noticed its legs were long and thick… I ripped one of them off and measured it against my downstairs. “What are you doing?” Hero asked.

  “Seeing if I can fuck myself with this leg.” I answered as I tested the tip, then spit on it before throwing it against a tree. I looked at Hero to see he was looking back at me with a raised eyebrow.

  “What!” I snapped at him.

  He smirked. “Nothing, everyone’s got a fetish.” With that, he turned and walked over to the dead spider he killed earlier.

  “Oh big man! Say it to my face! Get over here and fight me!” I said tauntingly. Aqua giggled and shook her head, but said nothing.

  “What? Too scared?! Can’t say I am surprised! Too busy getting it on with a glorified punching back with blue hair!” I continued. Aqua stopped giggling and glared at me. I smirked haughtily. “What? Don’t like the truth? Gonna ask me to beat it into you?”

  Aqua paused for a moment and looked thoughtful. Then she looked at me seriously. “You actually wanna try? I am down if you are. I prefer men, but if you hit me just right…”

  A small cute bunny with a horn on its head hopped up to me. It was so adorable! I beat it to death with fire rock, then ripped off its horn. Maybe… “Alright you two, enough. We need to reach the Emerald Kingdom and Alia.” Hero said as he looked between us.

  I dropped the horn and raised an eyebrow. “Who died and made you master?” He just looked at me for a second before turning to walk away. “Don’t ignore me bitch boy! If you ain’t gonna do some actual leading I’ll..”

  Suddenly Hero’s hand was at my throat and I was up against the tree. I tried to move but he stabbed my right arm with his spear and then grabbed my left and snapped it like a twig. I tried to speak, but he tightened his hand around my throat. “Still feel tough, Ember?” He asked casually as my vision started going black.

  I jerked as I came and he deflated. “Ah… Okay then..” He let go of me and went to turn around.

  “Not even gonna finish! Pathetic!” I screamed at him. I turned to Aqua, her cheeks were red and she was watching Hero walk away.

  “So.. fucking.. Hot..” Was all she said before she followed him. She paused only to snap her fingers and heal my arms. After that we continued traveling through the forest.

  By the time we reached the Emerald Kingdom he had broken most of my ribs, both of my arms multiple times, and at one point just outright started slowly killing me while Aqua held me down.

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  I think I loved this man. I tried to throw my fire rock at him as we reached the castle. He appeared next to me and snapped my neck. I caught me as I respawned and punched me in the stomach before kicking me over to Aqua.

  “Keep an eye on the brat and go get yourselves some clothes. I am gonna go find Alia.” He said calmly as he walked naked into the castle. What a badass!

  I turned to Aqua with a raised eyebrow. “So… clothes?” Aqua just smiled, and began walking into the castle behind Hero. I smiled broadly and followed. Today was a great day, then again the last 3 months had been fantastic!

  We reached the gates and waited in line for what felt like hours, eventually I just stormed into the gates and no one stopped me. Aqua caught up and together we walked into a large plaza with a fountain in the center.

  “Are.. are those us?!” Aqua said in shock. I followed where she was pointing to the statues on the fountain. Sure enough, they were us. Both were naked and water was coming out of my tits. Aqua’s was coming out of her lower area.

  “Huh, neat.” I said as I snapped my fingers and set fire to the fountain. Aqua and I watched it burn for a moment, then I turned and began looking for a clothing shop.

  After a while I found one down a side alleyway. I picked the only good color dress, red, ruby red obviously. Aqua picked blue, sapphire blue. I looked at myself in the mirror.

  Hero was standing over me. I reached up to him.. “I.. have failed you.. Hero..” I heard me say. I blinked and shook my head. I was standing in the shop next to Aqua trying on dresses. “Wha…” I trailed off and shook my head.

  It wasn’t the first time a strange vision had played. Though they were becoming more frequent. I even had a super weird one where I was eaten by a Hydra?! But that one.. That was one of the unnerving ones.

  There had been that other one that was me in a big room, Hero had stumbled in all bloody and shit. She died and I… I don’t know, the vision ended with me screaming. Aqua had mentioned similar visions, but hers were weirder than mine.

  She said she wasn’t sure what to do about them and she was terrified to ask Hero. Worried he might think her weird for it. I of course had ignored her and asked Hero. He told me it was probably my past life version and I was remembering them.

  Whatever the fuck that meant. Voodoo shit. “Hey…uh… Ember.. Do you know a place called Muosil?” Aqua asked me out of the blue. I shook my head and walked out of the clothing shop…. After setting fire to the mirror.

  “All I know is I got my clothes and I am off to claim my hubby.” I said cheerfully as I made my way down the street to the big castle.

  “Technically, Alia is first wife, if you want to be his wife, you will have to be under her.” Aqua commented as she rushed to catch up to me.

  I waved her off. “Not a big deal, I’ll just beat this Alia chick and make her submit!” Aqua was silent and I turned to her. She was holding back laughter? She was laughing at me?!

  “Whats so funny!” I snapped angrily.

  Her smile widened and she began to giggle as she spoke. “You.. you're going to fight and beat Alia? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” She fell to her knees giggling madly and I just flipped her off.

  She gripped her sides as she laughed. And I rolled my eyes. Alia couldn’t be that strong.

  “So… you showed up and took over as Queen?” Hero asked curiously. He sat on the throne with me on top of him.

  “Yea.. I… It was fun.” I panted between breaths. God Hero was so big inside me. Shakily, I climbed off of him and my legs almost instantly gave out. I giggled as I rolled down the steps and lay on the ground naked on my back.

  Hero leaned forward and looked thoughtful. Probably looking at the command interface. “Did I do good?” I asked curiously.

  Hero paused and looked at me. I blushed and shook my head. “Right, sorry, force of literal programming.” He chuckled and nodded before going back to the command menu.

  I slowly stood to my feet and stretched before turning and grabbing my dress from the floor. “Want anything from the maids?” I asked. Hero shook his head and I nodded. Turning to leave, I made it less than six steps before Ember appeared.

  She stormed into the room and held herself tall. Yep, just as Hero described her. Cocky and twice as proud. She pointed at me and declared. “I hereby challenge you to the right as Hero’s first wife!”

  I snorted and looked up at Hero. He opened his mouth to speak, but I cut him off with a grin. “I accept, Ember. When I’m done with you, You’ll be his 5th or even 7th wife!” Embered made a low growling sound and snapped her fingers.

  I felt myself catch fire and quickly tossed the dress away as I began to melt. It was painful, but oh so satisfying. I winked at her as I summoned my bubble pistol and dashed at her. A single shot and Ember fell to the ground dead, her spell stopping suddenly.

  “Really? Was that necessary?” Hero asked me. I giggled and bent over, shoving my ass in the air at him. “Look how important I am! Watch as I prove my loyalty by getting Hero all sexually frustrated so he will fuck me!”

  Hero rolled his eyes at me and chuckled again. “Oh don’t worry Alia, I plan to.” I blushed and rubbed my legs together. I summoned my bubble rifle and walked to the right of the throne room doors.

  Five… four… Ember burst into the hall and looked for me. I aimed my bubble rifle at her back and fired three piercing bubbles. I then tackled her and snapped her neck.

  I fired a bubble staircase of sorts and jumped up above the door. I then destroyed the bubbles leading up. I leaned slightly forward and targeted the exact spot.

  Three…two.. Ember burst through the door and instantly turned right to tackle where I had been. I fired a larger piercing bullet directly through her skull. Jumping from the bubble, I landed directly in front of the doors.

  I dropped my bubble rifle, did a quick stretch, and waited. Three… two… Ember burst through the door for the third time. She raised her hand to snap and I snapped her wrist. She brought up her other hand and I grabbed it before twisting it and snapping it as well.

  She tried to swing her arms at me, but I kicked her in the knee, causing it to go backwards before twisting around her and kicking her in the ass, causing her to fall forward on her face.

  I casually walked up and summoned my bubble pistol before leaning in and whispering. “I win” With that, I fired a single bullet into her skull and she died.

  I stood and stretched. Hero was suddenly standing in front of me. He grabbed me and pushed me to the ground. I fell onto my back. “Ow! That hurt!” I feigned.

  He crawled on top of me. “If that hurt, then this next part is gonna be downright torture.” I giggled and let out a moan.

  “Don’t go making promises you can’t keep!” I said as I reached down and helped guide him inside.