Chapter 45: The Rain of Wutong Does Not Wet My Clothes

  Xue Xiang rode his bike to chase after the green shadow, and just as he was leaving the police station gate and thanking everyone, he saw that the green shadow had left. By this time, it should have gone some distance. He sped up, with one hand on the handlebars and his neck stretched out, looking around in all directions. The direction he was heading was towards Lao Tian Bridge. Because just a while ago, he had been brought back to the police station from there, the green shadow must have followed him and would definitely return to its original direction. Sure enough, after a few minutes, he saw Liu Ying'er's slender and attractive figure. She walked with small steps, her waist swaying gently, as if she knew how enticing her full and round buttocks were, so she made an effort to suppress the amplitude of her hip movements. Despite this, every step she took, her round buttocks would swing, and a green arc would be drawn at the hem of her skirt.

  Xue drove closer and rang the car bell.

  "Ding ding ding", the oriole turned around, it was him, how did he follow over here?

  "Where are you going, I'll take you." Xue Xi Xiao laughed brightly, his white teeth shining in the sunlight. Liu Ying'er could go see him, he was very happy. No matter if she had a good impression of herself or was born kind-hearted, at least she didn't dislike herself that much anymore.

  "No need, walking is fine, it's hot and you'll get tired even if I carry someone." Liu Yinger shook her head, the red ribbon tied around her hair was quite loose, and her black shiny hair swung back and forth in a beautiful arc.

  "I'm aware of your strength, but I'm not sure if I can interpret your meaning as you hinting that you're very fat." It's not easy to meet a cold beauty who is willing to talk more, and Xue is not going to let go of the opportunity to tease.

  "Can't you speak properly?" Liu Ying'er's delicate nose wrinkled, her voice gentle and flowing, but unfortunately the sentence was too short.

  "Come on, isn't it hotter like this? I'll ride faster and the wind will feel great. Come on, my driving skills are awesome." Xue Xiang stared straight at Liu Ying'er with a sincere tone.

  Liu Ying'er wasn't good at refusing people, and in her daily life at the unit, there was always someone asking her to cover for them, which she never declined. Moreover, although the guy in front of her was cruel and violent, he had a kind heart. Liu Ying'er's figure was tall and slender, so she didn't need Xue to adjust the car seat; with just a slight lift of her hips, she sat down. She wouldn't learn from boys how to sit with legs wide apart, but instead sat sideways, her two jade-like hands grasping the horizontal beam under the seat.

  Xue Xiang didn't get the "jade hand embracing the tiger's waist" he had been expecting, and felt a bit embarrassed in his heart. He stepped on the accelerator, and the car slid forward. The Wusi Boulevard was a newly built highway during the early years of the founding of the country, and the large number of willows that were transplanted on both sides at that time had grown into lush trees with dense branches and leaves after more than 20 years. "The peach blossoms bloom in the spring breeze, and the willow leaves fall in the autumn rain" all describe the beautiful scenery and the fusion of emotions to the extreme. One is vibrant and dazzling, the other is desolate and unparalleled, it can be seen that the willows are indeed the most emotional props in the scene.

  Xue Xiang turned the car head, abandoned the flat and wide main road, and moved to a small shaded road on the right side of the street. The three-meter-wide shaded road was lined with dense grass and trees, and fragrant flowers filled the air. In addition to the large number of Chinese parasol trees planted along the way, there were also maple trees, white birch trees, and other trees with lush foliage that blocked out most of the sunlight, allowing only a few rays of light to penetrate through the layers of leaves and shine down, casting a warm orange glow like the lingering sunset. A pair of cloud magpies flitted about on the branches, singing sweet melodies, while pedestrians were sparse and vehicles even rarer. After turning onto the small path paved with gravel, Xue Xiang's car bounced along, carrying Liu Yinger on a bumpy ride.

  "How did we end up on this bumpy little road? It's so uncomfortable." Yilian asked aloud, her voice still crisp and clear, but with a hint of discontent, clearly the beautiful woman's buttocks had suffered.

  "It's cooler here, outside is such a big sun, it will get you tanned and that's not good. Fortunately, my driving skills are superb, ordinary people can't ride on this kind of road." Xue Xiang saw the cold beauty finally reacted, so he increased his speed by another 30%, deliberately choosing bumpy and uneven places to drive.

  "Hey, slow down, I'm getting off!" As they encountered a fist-sized rock, Xue Xiang forced the wheel over it. The jolting was too much for Liu Ying, who finally couldn't hold on and hastily wrapped her jade-like hands around Xue Xiang's thick waist to avoid being thrown from the cart. This time, the cold beauty had had enough, and didn't care about the red glow spreading across her face as she threatened to get off.

  Xue Xiang's heart was filled with joy when Liu Yinger's jade-like hands touched his back, but he didn't know that he himself had a shallow fate. Within minutes, he experienced the meaning of "the most unbearable beauty's favor". He used his little trick to deceive her into their first intimate contact, but he couldn't bear it himself. His rough waist was stroked until his skin and flesh were soft, his muscles numb, and he almost let out a comfortable moan. Both of them were young and vigorous, with two lifetimes of physiological age being like young boys, how could they endure this? Immediately, there was a reaction below. Riding in this posture was no different from carrying a gun. Xue Xiang quickly slowed down the bike, looking for a flat place, and said: "I didn't see the stone in front just now, you quickly take your hand away, I'll ride slowly." He was indeed unable to bear it, and actively asked to keep a distance from the beauty.

  "Ah!" With a cry, Liu Ying'er let go of his hand, her heart filled with shame and annoyance to the extreme, wishing she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. In her heart, she muttered angrily, "Who do you think wants to touch your stinky body? You even dared to ask me to take my hand down, I'm a pure and innocent big girl, how dare you humiliate me?" Liu Ying'er, Liu Ying'er, aren't you ashamed? Pure, innocent, what are you thinking about? Liu Ying'er's emotions were in turmoil, being spoken to like this by a boy in front of everyone was no different from saying she was promiscuous, her eyes reddened.

  "Hey, hey, what's wrong? Why aren't you talking?" Xue Xiang couldn't help but ask after the back seat fell silent for a while. He still didn't know that his impulsive words had hurt Leng Mei Ren. Although Xue Xiang had crossed over and inherited memories, fusing personalities, his way of thinking was still that of a 21st-century young man. Despite knowing that men and women should be cautious in their interactions at this time, he wouldn't always keep it in mind. Originally, the osmanthus, fallen leaves, sunset, small path, and handsome boy riding a bike with a beautiful girl - wasn't this just like traveling in a fairy tale world? But as a result, one careless remark ruined the atmosphere he had painstakingly built up.

  He sat in the back seat for a long time without making a sound. Xue was originally a clever and agile person, and he immediately understood where the problem lay. He hated to raise his hand to himself, it was really outrageous, all his hard work went down the drain, and the good impression he had left her with great difficulty was ruined by one sentence. It's really been decades of hard work, and in one night, it's back to square one.

  Low EQ is really scary!

  Xue couldn't clarify things at this point, or it would be even more awkward. Xue quickly thought of something and said, "Let me tell you a story." The best way to break the awkwardness was to tell jokes, fortunately, he still remembered some classic jokes from school.

  Liu Ying'er was silent, thinking to herself, "I don't want to hear your story, you cruel guy, what interesting stories could you possibly tell?"

  "Don't answer, just pretend you really want to listen, sorry for not speaking up." After crossing over for several months, her personality had more or less merged, and Xue Xiang's face had become thicker with each passing day.

  "Who wants to listen?" Liu Ying'er couldn't help it and got angry when she heard him talking to himself.

  "Alright, I guess that's just my own thoughts. The story goes like this: the boy and girl are both in their third year of junior high school, and they'll be graduating in a month. They've been classmates for three years, and the boy has had feelings for the girl for three years, but he's never told her. Now they sit at adjacent desks, and every day after school, the girl stays late to study before heading home, while the boy always leaves the classroom a few minutes later than the girl." He paused intentionally here.

  "Why not talk about it, the boy must be too afraid to say anything, if the teacher finds out, it's all over." Yuer thought she had made up her mind not to listen to his nonsense, humming a tune in her heart, and mentally closed herself off. But what Xiang was talking about was a forbidden love story between middle school boys and girls, and Yuer's defenses were instantly gone. At that time, the culture was scarce, with GM education and class struggle education dominating everything, let alone interesting stories or essays, not to mention love stories. Yuer was eighteen years old this year, and it had only been two years since she graduated from middle school, so she missed her student life very much. Of course, when it comes to this, the audience can't help but ask how Xiang graduated from high school at the age of sixteen, while Yuer didn't graduate from middle school until she was sixteen. I have to say that education was chaotic back then, and rural education was even more so. There were slogans like "Middle school students don't leave their teams, high school students don't leave their villages, counties run universities", some middle schools and high schools were combined into one four-year program, and some elementary schools and middle schools were also combined, so it was very chaotic. Xiang went to Yu Ying School, which had a high concentration of cadres' children, plus he skipped grades, so he graduated from high school especially early. Anyway, the beginning of Xiang's story sounds ordinary now, but when Yuer heard it, she thought it was breaking taboos and very stimulating, and she couldn't help but ask questions.

  "Huh, I thought no one was listening, and now my mouth is dry from talking. I don't want to talk anymore." Xue Xiangcai spoke for less than a minute, where did this dry mouth come from? He's just teasing the beautiful woman. Let you take over, it's your turn now.

  "What's wrong with you?!" Liu Ying'er punched Xue Xiang's back with her fist, obviously very dissatisfied with Xue Xiang's behavior of being petty and self-satisfied.

  Xue Xiang was overjoyed, his plan had succeeded. He continued: "Until the evening of the last day before graduation exams, school had been out for a long time, and only the boy and girl were left in the classroom. The boy's heart was racing like crazy, he was giving himself encouragement, and finally the romantic knight conquered his timid demon, he quietly handed a note to her desk from behind the girl."

  "What's written on the note, tell me quickly!" Liu Ying'er's gossiping soul was burning fiercely as she pulled at Xue Xiang's back clothes and asked urgently. The short-sleeved undershirt that had been tucked into his pants was now stretched out long from being pulled by the cold beauty. As she pulled, the cold beauty also twisted her body to express her eagerness, almost causing Xue Xiang to lose control of the car and crash into a tree.

  Seeing this, Xue didn't dare to sell the story anymore and quickly continued: "The note said 'Hello, I've noticed you for a long time. You're a gentle and beautiful girl, can we be friends?'"

  "Really brave, too beautiful, the girl must have agreed, right? Right, it must be so." The cold beauty's words today were more than ten times her usual amount, and the pleasant sound made Xue Xiang's ears enjoy. That lovers will eventually become a couple is every girl's most anticipated fairy tale ending, and Liu Ying'er was no exception. She clasped her hands together in prayer, as if blessing them. A gust of wind blew by, and colorful leaves fell, like a shower of autumn rain. Liu Ying'er gazed at the sky filled with Chinese parasol tree leaves, closed her eyes, and felt peaceful in her heart.

  After a while, Xue Xiang didn't wait for Liu Yinger to urge him to tell the story, as if this was already the ending in her heart. Xue Xiang felt greatly disappointed in his heart, it's too easy to get rid of like this, if he had known earlier, why bother using his divine power and bringing out the classic from his previous life to deal with it, might as well just tell a story about a wolf and three little pigs, truly casting pearls before swine.