Too familiar, how can I make a move!
"Alright then, Ahn Eun-jung, let's get married!" Yoon Hyun smiled and held out his hand to Ahn Eun-jung.
"Alright! OPPA!" Hyeon-jeong also smiled and shook hands with Yeon-hwan who had stretched out his hand.
"Hey, according to the rules, aren't we supposed to give each other a nickname or something?" Yeon thought for a moment, "You call me OPPA, I feel like I'll be out of character in no time."
"What does OPPA want me to call you?" asked Hyeon-jeong.
"Think for yourself!"
"Darling? HOneY? Anada?" Xian Enjing unleashed three big moves in a row.
Yoon Hyeon was speechless. Why did this sound so familiar?
"Oppa, choose one," said Hyeon-jeong with a smile.
"Neither is good, it reminds me of Eun Hui's sister." Yoon Hyun shook his head.
"Alas, just after getting married, OPPA is already missing his ex-wife. Am I that unlikable to my husband?" Xian Enjing instantly fell into her role as the wronged little daughter-in-law.
"Hmm, 'Husband' is a good title. You can call me that from now on." Yun Xian said suddenly.
"Alright, husband." Xian Enjing nodded cooperatively, still with a tolerant expression, "So, how does the husband plan to address me?"
"It's actually fine if you call me Xiao Bai or White Ball," said Yin Xian.
"No. I want to be called 'Honey'." Xian En Jing refused bluntly.
"Your Highness?" Yun Xian suddenly said.
"Then I'll address you as General from now on!" Xian Enjing started trembling with rage.
"Is this the rhythm of transforming from a daily soap opera to an ancient costume comedy, Your Highness?"
"General, I think this is quite good." Xian En nodded quietly.
"Well, Princess, do you need to have a meal?" Yǐn Xián started speaking in an ancient tone.
"I've been starving for a long time, General. You probably haven't had lunch either?" Xian Enjing immediately picked up the princess's tone.
"What does Princess want to eat?"
"As our first meal together, we should have something romantic, shouldn't we, General?"
"The princess is right."
"I know there's a braised pork feet restaurant nearby that tastes very good, want to go eat together?"
……
During meals.
"Although we've known each other for a long time, but actually can't say that we're very familiar with each other?" Ham Eun-jung said to Yoon Hyun as she stuffed a lunchbox into her mouth.
"I guess so. All I know is that you were born in '88, and nothing else." Yoon Hyun-jae directly picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Let's get to know each other better then," said Xian Enjing. "I can't accept men with strong chauvinistic tendencies."
"I know this about you, you've always been a very independent and strong girl," Yin Xian nodded, "I really appreciate that about you."
Xian Enjing's face turned slightly red.
"I rarely make decisions, but once I do, I usually stick to them. So I hope you won't have your own thoughts but not express them, and then ask for my opinion, only to disagree with me after I've made a decision.
Yin Xian thought for a moment before saying: "I'm quite annoyed by this push-and-pull way of interacting. I prefer being direct."
"I've always been pretty straightforward." Hyeon-jeong chimed in. "At least when you're with OPPA...ah, General-nim, you've always been quite direct, right?"
"I know, that's why I'm saying this. I just hope you can be straightforward when facing OPPA and the princess, don't think that just because General is your husband, he should understand your thoughts and arrange some kind of test..." Yoon Hyun explained.
"So actually it's still your fault for being lazy, oppa." Hyeon-jeong said in a single breath. Then she let out a faint sigh: "This way you really won't be able to find a girlfriend."
"Can't find one? Doesn't matter, I'm already married and this wife is to my liking!" Yoon Hyun said with a half-joking tone.
"Okay. Actually, I prefer that kind of relationship too." Xian Enjing let out a somewhat helpless sigh. "Eating habits and all that..."
"We've eaten together so many times, I know." Yoon Hyun nodded.
"We don't need to exchange phone numbers either?"
"...... Did you delete my phone number?" Yun Xian felt a drop of sweat coming down.
"Delete and re-add it." Xian Enjing said.
……
"Ah, Eun-jeong!" The meal was already finished, and the atmosphere between Yoon Hyun and Ham Eun-jung had also returned to its usual relaxed state.
"What did the general call me?"
"Oh, sorry, Princess, I'm your senior, shouldn't you be performing some sort of declaration or something for me?" Yun Xian said with a teasing smile... Actually, he didn't originally have this idea, but the production team thought that the atmosphere between the two was a bit... strange. So they decided to push the atmosphere between them towards an even stranger direction...
It's called watching the excitement without fearing the consequences.
"Are you sure, General?" Xian Enjing's face fell instantly, and her tone carried a hint of threat. It was clear that she didn't like this idea one bit.
"I think it's pretty good." Yin Xian had a look of disdain on his face. Although he also knew that Ham Eun-jung was definitely not interested in this performance at all...
But Yoon Hyun suddenly felt that this thing used to organize family status should be quite useful.
"Ah." Xianen stood up quietly with a blank expression and performed a dance without music.
"Indeed befitting a princess, you dance really well!" Yeon Hyeon applauded and encouraged. Although he didn't understand what kind of dance Cham Eun-jung was dancing...
"Thank you for General's praise." Xian Enjing's face didn't show any excitement from the praise.
"Are you guys going to release your first official album soon? How's the preparation going?" Yoon Hyun also realized that the composite girl was probably really a bit angry, so he timely helped T-ara promote.
"Yes. It should be released next month." Mentioning work, Xian Jing's anger was slightly repressed.
"Is there anything I can help you with?" asked Yoon Hyun.
"General, are you thinking of coming back with another MV like Lie?" Xian Enjing's mouth curled up into a sly smile.
"Would Your Highness mind if I had been intimate with other girls or had kissing scenes while filming?" Yun Xian asked back.
"In the past, we weren't married and that was okay. But now you're mine, so I'll definitely mind." Xian Enjing said seriously.
"What are you, mine is yours, not anyone else's... Princess, how did you become so cheesy?" Yoon Hyun shook slightly.
"This is the natural state of a woman, isn't it? General, you don't understand women at all! Were those emotional songs really written by you?" Xian En couldn't help but retort.
"Alright, I'm yours and you're mine. From now on, all kissing scenes must be approved by me before filming! Absolutely no exceptions!" Yoon Hyun suggested after some thought.
"Deal!" Xian Jing was very decisive and stretched out her hand, making a pact with Yin Xian by slapping palms.
"Shall we clear up some of our past history first?" asked Xian Jing, who had just put down her hand.
"I've never had a girlfriend!" Yun Xian said shamelessly.
"Is that true? The information I got doesn't seem to be like that." As she spoke, Cham Eun-jeong pulled out a notebook from her bag. "According to reliable sources, your first kiss was with Yoon Eun-hye sunbae, right?"
Yoon Hyun was stunned, looking at Ham Eunjung holding a notebook, for a moment his brain didn't catch up, and he instinctively nodded.
"Then there were rumors about you and Girls' Generation's Taeyeon, right?"
"This... is our fans joking..."
"That's really true? And, yeah, you're still pretty close with the SNSD sunbaes..."
"That's also a joke! Just a joke!"
"I heard you're also close with Senior Han Hyo-joo..."
"We met while collaborating on a film shoot before, although it didn't work out in the end, but that's how we got to know each other!"
"Then, oh my, she even had a kissing scene with T-ara's Park Jiyeon! Such a young kid, not even an adult yet! How could you bring yourself to do it!"
"......Isn't that what you guys asked for in your MV......"
"You won't refuse, will you? And I was there at that time too!" Ham Eun-jung said, pretending to be very angry. "And the latest news is that you even filmed a kissing scene with Kim Tae-hee sunbaenim!"
"That's my sister!"
"Kiss with sister! You..." Xian Enjing made a whole body trembling action.
Yin Xian was speechless.
"Ah, these are just a small part of the messages provided by an informant who wishes to remain anonymous." Xian En quietly closed her notebook and said calmly: "As for your long-term involvement with the unidentified girl, I won't say anything about it now. This princess reserves the right to further investigate this matter."
"Tell me who this anonymous informant is, and I promise not to kill her," Yin Xian said fiercely.
"Do you want to murder your wife?" Xian Enjing suddenly made a terrified expression, "Speak! Which woman wants you to kill me so she can marry you?"
Yin Xian was completely speechless. "When did you prepare this list?"
"Just on the way to the restaurant." Xian said calmly.
"Women are really scary." Yoon Hyun said with a deep feeling.
"This princess is like this, what, aren't you convinced?" Xian Enjing said with a arrogant face.
"Then let's talk about your past. I heard you met a nice guy in college this year..." Yoon Hyun suddenly remembered a classic quote: Attack is the best defense.
"No, no." Xian Jing immediately waved her hand and said.
"I also heard he's a pretty handsome guy. He seems quite tall too." Yoon Hyun continued to smile as she attacked.
"General, I think past things have no meaning, we should look forward!" said Hyan Jin suddenly with a serious face.
"What about those powers of pursuit you just reserved?"
"What authority? I don't remember."
"It's better if you don't remember."
Then this dinner really ended.
The two were then taken away separately for a small black house interview.
"Can I scold people?" Yoon Hyun-woo glared at the PD with a fierce look.
"That, I think Yoon Hyun-ji had a pretty good conversation with his wife!" PD is sweating profusely.
"Can't I just flip the table in front of Enjing?" Yun Xian's face was full of helplessness.
The atmosphere suddenly became incredibly awkward.
"Sigh, to be honest, before I came yesterday, I really did imagine several hypothetical wives that I thought you might find for me. And Enjing was actually one of them... and she was even ranked pretty high up..." Yoon Hyun thought for a moment, deciding to say something more entertaining, but still true.
"Oh? What ranking is Enjing Xi?"
"It's just the order of my thoughts! I was thinking about what kind of girl I would be satisfied with, and then I started piecing together various clues. The image of someone I know that came out of it is En Jing."
"Why did you say that when we just met today?"
"I told you, didn't I? It's just too familiar and hard to get started!" Eun-hyeon sighed, "And this arrangement will really make it difficult for me to face Juri and Ji-hyun..."
"Why?"
"What did you say?!" Yun Xian suddenly flared up at PD's pretentiousness, "A group of friends, and then two of them get married, what do you think the others will do?"
"When eating together, Enjing asked you about the rumors and interactions with girls who are closer to you, why did you appear so excited?" PD thought for a moment, it seemed indeed true, so... he decided to change the subject.
"Are you excited? I'm just going along with her. Her story is much more colorful than mine. Sigh, this is the result of being too familiar, no secrets at all." Yoon Hyun sighed again.
"Can you look forward to your marriage?"
"What's the point of looking forward? Just muddle along! You've already gotten married, can you still get divorced or what?"
At the same time, in another small black room, Xian Jing said: "Just get by. Anyway, we're all married."
Then, Yoon Hyun's new married life began...

